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Da Na

Girls have a button, and boys have a pole, and wicked touching takes it's toll.

About Me

My name is Dana. IM COOL. i go to Kaneland high School and i am a junior. I play soccer, and am on the Bowling Team. I live with my family, 2 sisters, a brother, and my parents. If you want to get to know me better.. just talk to me. i like to meet new people that i have things in common with. LOVe
oh yeah, and i hate it when people come to my myspace and dont leave me a comment.. do me a favor and make me feel cool please!
i love sluts. yup, thats right.. I LOVE YOU!
I always laugh at myself and at my REALLY FUNNY jokes(even though im the only one who thinks their funny). i think its HELARIOUS when i go up to people i dont know and start talking to them. but hey, you got to do something to make new friends, right?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dana
Birthday: September 15
Birthplace: Illinois
Current Location: Illinois
Eye Color: Green or hazel
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: dutch, english
The Shoes You Wore Today: cowboy boots
Your Weakness: hotties
Your Fears: snakes..
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese. but i like it really brown so its crisp
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting laid.. just kidding you sluts.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i want you in my pants.
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the hell do i have to do today?
Your Best Physical Feature: butt for sure
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid and not having to worry about anything
Pepsi or Coke: ROOT BEER!
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: either would be good
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is NAaaasty
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino if i had to choose
Do you Smoke: no. but im smoking hott.
Do you Swear: in my sleep
Do you Sing: loud
Do you Shower Daily: i shower nightly.
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: yes'm.. right now im thinking about U of I
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: do you believe in magic
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really.
Do you think you are Attractive: every once in a while
Are you a Health Freak: do i still count as one if i dont shower?
Do you get along with your Parents: only when in not PMSing
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEAH!!
Do you play an Instrument: nope.. i quit them all
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: thats like asking me "in the past month have you gone to the bathroom".
In the past month have you Smoked: no.. never. its a bad habbit.. dont ever try it!(amanda)
In the past month have you been on : are you trying to ask me if im horny?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: never been on one before! lame huh?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww.. fish is gross alone.. but when its raw! barfaroni
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah, Karaoke..fun as hell.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah.. a little girl's clip from Meijer! haha.. the package was open and tempting me
Ever been Drunk: ever been shut up
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: by my brother...
Ever Shoplifted: move back three spaces. (boardgames!)
How do you want to Die: any way except drowning or being murdered or raped or dying
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wanna be a supermodel.. (thats from clueless) but seriously. i want to be and Architect
What country would you most like to Visit: CANADA! THE REDNECKS THERE ARE HELARIOUS!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: brown/ black
Short or Long: doesnt matter... just as long as its not nappy or discusting.
Height: over 6 feet please.
Style: sexy
Looks or Personality: i have to be at least a little attracted.. a.k.a. nice butt, cute face, nice anything really. and they have to be funny.. i could go on forever with qualities i want in my man.
Hot or Cute both. hot when it matters, and cute when their not trying to be
Drugs and Alcohol: no drugs/ any alcohol as long as they give me some.
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular with some meat on their bones.
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My Interests

i like to play soccer, watch movies, hang out, play tag and hide and seek, play poker, watch the white sox, do anything really.

Which White Sox Player are you?


Joe Crede


I'd like to meet:

Someone who like me for me and doesnt want me to have to change for them. Preferably a man who's a hotti and has a charming and funny personality.. but isn't that every girl's dream?

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this layout is from whateverlife.com!

Music:

I'm a country girl so i love country music. i am also arroused by other kinds of music though. i'll pretty much listen to anything as long as it helps me get my groove on.

yummy! i wonder how he looks from the front...

Movies:

DISNEY, funny, romantic, porn... anything really. if its on i'll watch it. netflix help me to get around... actually, i dont really need help with that ;)

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Television:

examples arthur, dragon tales, sex in the city, simpsons, boy meets world, friends, malcom in the middle, jerry springer, family guy, my name is earl, the office, fresh prince of belair. i'll watch whatever's on.

Books:

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Heroes:

JASMINE from aladin. okay, she's pretty much just beautiful and she has a pet tiger. what more could a girl want? and then she gets that little hotti aladin so i dont know what else that little whore could want but she probably gets it anyways. And she gets to ride around the whole day on a magic carpet and she has a geni. who wouldn't want to be like her?

My Blog

what a girl wants. what a girl needs.

1-touch their waist2-talk to them3-share secrets4-give her your jacket5-kiss them slowlyare you remembering this?6-hug her7-hold her8-laugh with her9-invite her somewhere10-let her be with you when yo...
Posted by Theres a party in my pants and EVERYONEs invited on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:01:00 PST

mY CLasSeS

well, that was fun. first term: PFT 1- fedderly World History 1- dillivan precaldsmath- dentino english 11-sayasane second term: 2nd block changes to foods/nutrition- carter second semester: AP us ...
Posted by Theres a party in my pants and EVERYONEs invited on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 03:47:00 PST

i hate high school

yes ma'm its true. high school sucks. not because of the homework and studying and tests, but because of the clicks. have you ever noticed how we are just like the kids in the movies. we all sit ...
Posted by Theres a party in my pants and EVERYONEs invited on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST