Bottom-feeders... |
I was watching TV the other day when in a fit of rage a lady said that this guy was a 'bottom-feeder' amongst other things...she meant that the guy was the lowest of the low and on the lowest rungs of...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:04:00 PST |
Cerebral Palsy Cauliflaur Ear |
I once had a girlfriend who's name was Cerebral Palsy Cauliflaur Ear...she love me long time.....might write a tender love song about her
A guy the other day was telling me how the main guy from ancho...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST |
The dynamics of a flatheader, gas propelled bullit shit |
After all this time i've come to the conclusion that in fact...i'm not funny, not in the slightest, if someone came up to me and said 'be funny', they'd get really confused at the thousand mile stare ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST |
Did I say that? |
Pretty much trivial to the onlooker but very much felt in the first person. When news of said happened the bottom fell out my stomache and i was very much over the crest of the rollercoaster.&nb...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST |
Dave Jesus |
You ever get that when you were little, at school when you call your teacher 'mum'??? Well i have done that a few times and thought that there couldn't possibly be anything more embarressing.....and t...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST |
Michael and I |
Michael and I
Everyone has a best mate. My best mate is more like...a partner in crime. Genuinely one of the most funny people in the world...behind me of course who undoubtedly (and ...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST |
You've been framed |
Do you remember when you've been framed was actually funny? Like wen real men, women and funniest of all..children got really hurt. I loved it how a small child would go cartwheeling down a hill...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:43:00 PST |
Watch strap |
Have you ever had that when your watch strap starts to stink?...well there i was minding my own business reading over the shoulder of the girl next to me when i smelt something similar to the ins...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:12:00 PST |
Sexy Time!!! |
Gather round boys and gurls and i will tell you stories of magic and mystery and other things equally magnetism-afying, yeah baby u know it...
You ever been at someones for dinner when they serve...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST |
Ex's and stressballs |
OK i think its been long enough since i last posted a blog to let ur sides heal up, time enough for that yellow stain out front to have been cleaned out and the little bit of poop to be removed out ba...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:38:00 PST |
