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Bill

Formerly Bill...Pill

About Me

I'm like a kid lost in a toy store. I'm waiting for someone else to find me. I have no fashion sense, but I have potential. I use the phrase 'slush puppie' often. It could be a noun or a verb and it could mean anything. My pet peeve is people who lack self awareness. Chumbawamba gets me fired up. Scrubs gets me choked up. I want to knock Alexis Bledel up.

My Interests

Embarrassing People

I'd like to meet:

"I'm dating this Christian girl right now. She wants me to be honest and reconnect with my son. And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and fuck me, but I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it."

Music:

"and all these stupid silly songs keep trying to catch your ear i'm trying desperately it's just so hard to persevere"

Movies:

American History X, Seven, Donnie Darko, Proof, Memento, Dogma

Television:

Scrubs, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, South Park, The Simpsons, SmallvilleI hate Family Guy.

Books:

"Each breath you take is a sin. No shadow will be safe again, for you will be hunted by angels."

My Blog

Short story

The bell rings,and the students flood the narrow hallway,"GET DOWN!"the scream muffled by the echo of a single gunshot.The ceiling tiles explode and white dust billows blinding everyone.In the moment ...
Posted by C D Poptart on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

Oasis Mirage

I'm lost in the desert,the sun shining down on me,my hope is an empty canteen,and you are my mirage,your eyes are the water,and your smiles the sky,I'll run until I get you, or I'll die in the sand,dr...
Posted by C D Poptart on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST