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Don't Call Me Baby!

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About Me

SOME GIRLS WERE JUST BORN WITH GLITTER IN THIER VEINS!!! I love animals and music, those are my two favorite things in the world. Just talking about the movie Dumbo can make me cry. If I'm watching Golden Girls I pee my pants almost every time, that show is the funniest. I like photography and friends. I love to laugh really hard. Most people would say I'm loud and strange, it's true. Truly addicted to shopping. Smoking cigarettes and drinking is good times in my book.I can keep Listerine in my mouth longer than anyone I know. Watching lifetime movies in my undies while eating pizza is tops. Dancing and singing in my underwear is way fun! I love painting stuff at The Kiln. I'm soooo comfortable in my own skin, and I love that. I scrapbook and sew my own clothes when I have time to do so. Summer time and camping is the bestest! I've had more fun with my boyfriend and friends than I think one person should ever have. Good friends will see you through anything. In case you can't tell I love eating... mmmm foodies! I'm an absolute people pleaser, which at times can suck. Reality shows are one of my true vices. I love my momma, she is the most beautiful and amazing person in this world! My dog is the most prettiest pup ever! I have a celebrity crush on Jack Hanna. Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. Booyah!

My Interests

Music, photography, animals, sunshine, my boyfriends bits. ......................

I'd like to meet:

Oprah and Pooh Bear.

Music:

I love all music, it's a big part of my life so I can apprechiate any kind.

Movies:

Gone With The Wind- Dirty Dancing- Super Troopers- Wonderland- Elf-
I'm not funny...MIKEINK.com

Superbad- Knocked Up- Party Monster- Anchorman-

Television:

Project Runway- Weeds- The L-Word- Queer As Folk- Degrassi- Friends- A.T.H.F- Rock Of Love- Ninja Warrior-

Books:

I like slutty old lady novels! .....................

Heroes:

My momma!

My Blog

My hands are full of your remains...

Hello my fans! WOW We have alot of catching up to no, no? ha ha Well owrk is busy and keeping me the same. No time for fun anymore. I bought a really fabulash cd, you know the kind of artist you rando...
Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:16:00 PST

I’ve got some questions you cant answer.

She Comes down from yellow mountain On a dark, flat land she rides On a pony she named Wildfire When the world went by her side On a cold Nebraska night Oh they say she died one winter When there came...
Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:10:00 PST

Don’t trust me, i’ll decive you.

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Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:50:00 PST

You think your ready for this?

Ten things to say to 10 different people (don't list names):1.I wonder if you've changed but I'm scared to find out.2. Sometimes when you fail it makes me smile.3. I feel sorry for you because you jus...
Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

He hasn’t a clue.

Pale September, I wore the time like a dress that yearThe autumn days swung soft around me, like cotton on my skinBut as the embers of the summer lost their breath and disappearedMy heart went cold an...
Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:27:00 PST

I will suffocate you in a litter box!

 I never thought one man could make me so happy but its true, I’m so in love. I can’t wait to do so much in hawaii with my baby. I wanna go ATV riding and horseback riding, and parasa...
Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

Hell to the mutha f’in YES!!!!

Yeah I am so excited, my mom and dad are taking me and lee and my brother and his girl friend to hawaii. I am soooo happy, I can wait to spend time with everybody, I miss hanging out with my fam! I&rs...
Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:40:00 PST

Did anyone notice that the Harry Potter kid’s getting hot?

It’s true bitches....I, miss Flynn am getting my life together. The job search and schooling is slowly coming along. I think it’s getting warm out! This weekend should be fun, we have lots...
Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:01:00 PST

Mature Sex Buffet

The dot dots that live next to me, across from me and diaganol from me like to have late night partys in the hallway...these include...... speaking foreign stuff loudly......dot dot babies runnin...
Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:26:00 PST

We were all born liars

We were all born liars. I'm ill. Silently screaming for help. B
Posted by Don't Call Me Baby! on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:10:00 PST