Blue Peter |
Ok, quick survey here. How old was everybody when they realised that sticky-back-plastic was, and always had been, just sellotape?Sadly, I was about 14. I remember realisation dawning. I remember feel...
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:20:00 PST |
Spamalot |
With reference to my prior blog regarding my spam e-mails, I'm now getting far more, and they're now nearly all about penis enlargement and weight loss. Is this coincedence? Maybe, or it could be that...
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST |
Headlines |
Chef Oliver offers recipe to PrinceI was really disappointed when I clicked on this headline and found that the related story did not concern the eminent author of the Tom Jones hit "Kiss" but our ver...
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:55:00 PST |
psycho analysis |
Answer first....then analyze!!Psychoanalyze Yourself.1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?Ideally Terry Nutkins, If fantasy is out, most likely Rob/Louis/Edd.2....
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:56:00 PST |
Its pink and its oval... |
I must admit I'm not particularly fond of junk mail. But its a part of life I've come to accept. I know that when I log in I'll have at least 5 or so spurious e-mails, and rarely any genuine ones. The...
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST |
Pig |
The other day I cooked bacon with all the doors in the house open, so the smell permeated the whole house. It was a joyous day, a wonderful bacon sandwich followed by lingering reminders of the sandw...
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST |
Jobs are essential for successful modern living.../liberation |
It seems like I'm chained to this life, shackled to the the dull and mundane,doing my best to help these... people, but all they do is complain.I'm bored beyond belief, this job is disolving my brain...
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:05:00 PST |
My name is Andrew.... |
..and i'm an alcoholic....But am I? What defines an alcoholic? I definately drink too much. The recommended amount for a man is 21 units per week. Until very recently I was regularly passing 100.Its 1...
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST |
Later... |
Later with jools holland.Hmmm.I fucking hate jools holland (note lack of capital letters). He's rubbish. The man is an appallingly bad interviewer. As a presenter in general he's pretty fucking (repea...
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST |
Tom Cruise |
Shortarse
Posted by Renegade Gerbil Attack Squad ® on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:15:00 PST |
