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I am here for Friends

About Me

I probably hate your band. If I've added your band, it was most likely an accident. There's also the chance that you are my friend in real life, which means that I'd feel a little guilty if I didn't add your band. Please don't take your addition to mean that I care. I really, really don't.*

I need a cigarette now.

*Exception to the anti-your-band stance: NORAH: THE BAND, anyone who has designated themself a temporary member of NORAH: THE BAND and probably not your band.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I don't "meet" people. I grace them with my presence.

My Blog

Oh, delightful!

Finding this hilarious is another sign of why people have always found me odd.And yes, I did and still do love Zork and other Infocom games. A lot. If you don't know what they are, you've really been ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:13:00 GMT

"Norah looks like"

Caitlin sucks. Why? Because I say so. She did this thing where she typed "Caitlin looks like" into Google. So I tried it. I hate the internet. It's really stupid.Um, except this. Because all of them a...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:41:00 GMT

Doug Benson.

Doug Benson (of TV fame) is totally my best friend in the world. How can you tell? He's my friend on Myspace. That makes it TRUE.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:08:00 GMT

About Last Night

You all missed my last night of work and you're pretty lucky for it. I now have a large burn hole in my finger, a painful scrape on my knee and a nasty scab on my head that means my head bled last nig...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:28:00 GMT

Just so you know.

Alright, just so you know, as of Tuesday I will be homeless. Everything I own is going into storage and I'm not sure where I'm going to be sleeping. I may be hard to find for awhile, but it's not like...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jul 2005 15:12:00 GMT

Yeah, this is it.

Next time I'm tempted to bite someone, please tell me not to. It's a sign of affection, but it really doesn't translate well. It's a badbadbad idea. That said, I really hate the song "Do They Know ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2003 15:23:00 GMT