Clap your hands say Sam!

hello, i am sam
"Once Everton has touched you nothing will be the same"
Alan Ball 1945-2007

Everyone loves my about me, its great!
My profile has good and bit things about me on it
You might not like me after this, but its better to put true things than fake things to make people like you isnt it
Everton are my football team.
I hate Liverpool
i have a big list of pet hates
including 'your mum' jokes, the word 'movie' and people who claim they like 'sad' things, to look cool. its obvious they don't. PRICKS
my pics aren't arty, or posed. because i have life
i kiss quite a lot of girls, but it doesnt mean i actually like them all. only some.
i prefer a girls arse to boobs, easily
i like girls who wear dresses : )
I have only ever actually fancied 3 or 4 girls, one i loved
the fact that she, and i, know i am fitter than him.. makes me love it (don't deny it, he is nothing on me)
but it does kinda frustrate me...
if i dont like you i will be nice and arrogant, just to wind you up
i probably have been hypocritical in some places, but at the end of the day everyone is
I think Pear cider will turn into the new Magners this summer, thats a big shame
people who think i am arrogant just dont get my sense of humour
we're not 10 anymore, so stop acting like a dick
because of this, i give bad 1st impressions to 99% of people haha, if you're in the 1% you're sorted boiiii
i like to think i am interested in politics
favourite words include 'pretentious' and 'promiscuous'
i love it how people try to move back in. once 'the coast is clear' haha
i offend people more often then not. lolol oooops
i don't smoke, but i drink
obviously i will judge you before i know you, its life
i get bullied for wearing a cardigan
i am rubbish at typing on msn, but i am not dumb
i don't do random, i don't care about 'chav'. i think trousers that are way too tight look a lot worse actually
i know shiny toy guns more than you
i am bloody funny, want a joke?
i hate coffee, does that mean i won't fit in around here?
i once got into an arguement saying i respected hitler
I am BLOODY rock n roll, sue me?
As much as i hate to admit it, i do get paranoid over small things
i have been barred from the peterborough subway for life
it pisses me off when people act differently infront of their girlfriends campared to the 'lads'
although, i have learnt its not good to act exactly the same ahah
its a horrible feeling when you doubt if someone ever actually loved you
cos thats kinda how i feel
i find sleep boring
I go to oxford brookes uni
the 'uni life' has just really started for me. i don't mind though, i really enjoyed everything before hand
the fray 'how to save a life' reminds me of my ex. shame is on fucking everywhere now isnt it and missy higgins, obv
i find it funny when if i say a guy is good looking or something along those lines and say it and i sometimes get the response of 'you gay or something?' haha
i need to write stuff on the other side now to make it a square
Its quite scary how much i agree with this
i hate waking up and not having texts from her in the morning
i dont want to know how great you and your boyfriend are, thanks
the lads and i, at home, only find things funny that no one else really does, but saying that, othe people have started to warm to it. the girls love it though, as always.
its getting better, finally
whatever
'people don't dance no more, they just stand there like this
they cross their arms, stare you down and
drink and moan and diss'
bye
I LIKE THE WAY I HAVE
REAL FRIENDS TOO ....