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Witty e£ diåßlo

i touch hearts like Kano.

About Me


"Swine merchant! you're time is near at hand, fuck with me and you're time will be now. your presence here affects the mind of my people like a fever. you are the bearer of nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine diseases, evil.... corrupt...... pork chop eating BRAIN!!!!I enjoy living in my new casa with my roomate david, and live in neighbor mike. i crack jokes, i make music, GTM is my new anthem... people take to much i say for granted or to heart. i like moes southwestern a lot. i drink more than your mom and dad put together and i also have skillz when it comes to cooking a feast. id rather not know about people's finacial situations and i really love 70s soul. im extremely smart when it comes to tech and psych, but not so bright when it comes to complex math. im an ok artist who loves to rant about stuff when i think its great.MY GOALS THIS SUMMER ARE: • Finish Rap Album • Be able to play like 20 songs, with vocals on the piano • the two asian girls at once thing (this never happens but i leave it here) • new car • far away vacation to an undisclosed lovation • I also want to pant portraits of all my friends this year like 10 of empeace

My Interests

wii motes, titties, and bowling. a glass of red wine. a beer worthy of my time. playing the piano... or well learning to play the piano, i stroll through a wooded hillside. the gentle breeze which barely makes it to me whilst i stay in the bamboo. wondering what he is building in there, rapping with my homies, rolling up tobbacco products hehe, and of course paintball.

I'd like to meet:

christopher walken and christopher reeves at the same time so i can look at reeves and be like, no he aint walken hahahahahagoin to a hell on that note

Music:

GZA, ALICE IN CHAINS, TOM WAITS, RAY CHARLES, SEPULTURA, A TRIBE CALLED QUEST, PANTERA, BURNING SPEAR, KINGS OF LEON, DR DRE AND SNOOP DOGG, DROWNING POOL back in the day, EARTH WIND AND FIRE, CURTIS MAYFEILD, LUDACRIS, ELMORE JAMES, EEK A MOUSE, DENNIS BROWN, FOO FIGHTERS, GET THAT MONEY, JAN JOHNSTON ON TECHNO SONGS, BENNY BENASI, HATEBREED, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME, IBRAHM FERRAR, IN FLAMES, JAY Z, T.I., WHITE ZOMBIE, OUTCAST, 3 6 MAFIA, SUBLIME, RUSH, INCUBUS, STEAL PULSE, SOUND GARDEN, BIT TYMERS,.... AND WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH--YAH HEARD

Movies:

I LIKE THAT ONE WHERE THAT FAT GUY GETS SPIT ON BY A DINOSAUR AND THEN IT EATS HIS FACE. I ALSO LIKE ZOMBIE FILMS (28 DAYS, DAWN, RESIDENT) THE OK ONES. I ALSO LIKE BEER FEST AND GRANDMAS BOY CURRENTLY FOR A GOOD LAUGH.

Television:

it makes u stupid, DONT DO IT... i do download weeds, prison break, and southpark however.www.Watchtvsitcoms.com ----free cable

Books:

there the devil, but they excericise your frontal lobes. ALWAYS GOOD RIGHT!

Heroes:

these dead presidents

My Blog

full circle

always comes back to that one thing i sayhate itwant it-wit
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST

my new broken ipod and 420

so yeah, i um broke it alreadyapple CARE!!!!!!!!!!also 420 was great 22 inch Blizzie, a good trip with jess. haha and i also got some new work.pretty sweet weekendbut i need my new ipod badly back-wit...
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

busy busy

the last week has been very busylots and lots of workstill in need of more!!1so if you need graphic design done well let me know.ill send samplesGTM-wit
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:51:00 PST

new ipod

quite possibly a great yet shitty weekgot better with my ipod80 gig videoi suggest in shelling out the cash for oneits pimpini even have zuma on it hahahaha]]]oh and its 80 degrees outside...
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

relevent poetry to my life right now another one i wrote

i wrote this in febuary but its relevent today and is a remindercherry blossom tree.cherry blossom tree,you were planted, in the backyardand your roots grew stronggrinding through the earthno wind sha...
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

i generally dont share this, but here is something i wrote

Oh I,ponder,I wonder,the gentle succumb.to the soft breath in my ear.the everlasting touch.and a moment without fear.Oh I,ponder,I linger,the hearts weiry hour.fall back to inept mind.knowing somethin...
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST

well it was in chinese charcters but myspace is gay and made it ?????? ?????

when i think of whats happend recently amoung people i think of this proverb from china-Over a long distance, you learn about the strength of your horseand im gonna leave it at that, because this rela...
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST

ooooo that's a paddeling

So this week has been an interesting one! but over all i feel better than ever. I was cut free from a chain in my own mind. i got a lip ring! i even got crackdown... and with that said business is boo...
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

i need a picture on the wall

So now im in the stages of putting everything on the wall this weekend,and im wonderingdoes anyone have any art they have created, my friends that isphoto's, paintings, the whole dealforever eternal o...
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:09:00 PST

for shits and giggles

so i got one of those random people to start trying to get me to watch a webcam,, i fucked with her and she ignored me...what a slut. if you have yahoo make her feel bad!brcsingerYahoo!12:58 PMel yo c...
Posted by Witty e£ diåßlo on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:23:00 PST