TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Poison
Birthday:
Sometime around Halloween in 1981
Birthplace:
New York
Current Location:
Freakin VA
Eye Color:
Hazel
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed:
ambidextrous with everything but writing
Your Heritage:
A large mix, with the three largest portions being Apache, Italian, German
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Work shoes
Your Weakness:
My wife
Your Fears:
Having my feet not on solid ground, death
Your Perfect Pizza:
On the rare occasion I eat pizza, a sauce stuffed crust Freschetta is great
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Live my life to the best I can
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Hold on BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Damn it
Your Best Physical Feature:
Girls say they like my eyes often
Your Bedtime:
between 7:30pm-10:30pm most nights
Your Most Missed Memory:
Any day before I turned 13, with special recognition to days under age 8
Pepsi or Coke:
Pepsi, no question.
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Niether.
Single or Group Dates:
Ive always preferred single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Dont drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Ice cream? Sorry....dont handle dairy well
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Niether, I dont drink caffeine, cant handle it.
Do you Smoke:
never
Do you Swear:
Occassionally....my wife is a bad influence on that.
Do you Sing:
Ive been told I should, but I never have
Do you Shower Daily:
I normally dont shower, but I do wash while soaking in the tub
Have you Been in Love:
Twice, Im married to the second
Do you want to go to College:
Been there, have the t-shirts and degrees, probably going back for a second helping
Do you want to get Married:
I am
Do you belive in yourself:
Most times
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Only on boats
Are you a Health Freak:
Moderatley
Do you get along with your Parents:
My Mom, not my dad so much. We just bump heads too much.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Absolutely
Do you play an Instrument:
No. In elementary school I qualified to play the drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Never
In the past month have you Smoked:
Never
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
If you define going out with your spouse a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Passing through on the way to the theatre. I cant afford anything in the mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Not a huge fan of oreos. Ive demolished a bag of Keebler cookies over the past 2 weeks though.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
I wouldnt
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Never
Ever been Drunk:
Never
Ever been called a Tease:
Has a guy ever been called a tease in history?
Ever been Beaten up:
I dish beatings
Ever Shoplifted:
Never
How do you want to Die:
Peacefully in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Anything as long as Im happy and not too stressed
What country would you most like to Visit:
Jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Brown
Favourite Hair Color:
Brown
Short or Long Hair:
Short hair is not acceptable
Height:
I used to go for girls under 5'5, my wife is about 5'9....as long as they are shorter then me, its ok.
Weight:
Not too concerned about weight as long as its carried well.
Best Clothing Style:
Girls who jump on the latest fashion style annoy me and are a gross turn off
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Zero
Number of CDs I own:
At very least 50. I dont think Ill buy any more though, Id prefer to BUY the single on Itunes. I dont condone pirating music at all.
Number of Piercings:
0
Number of Tattoos:
0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
just a couple. If I could live my life again, Id do most of it the same.
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do you waste your time voting for people like president Bush?
I didnt vote for Bush, and I wouldnt vote for someone like him
do you agree or disagree with homosexuality?
Personally, I disagree. This should not be confused with hating them. I support their equal rights including their right to marry.
do you dislike, hate, like, or love president bush?
Loath. There is not a strong enough negative word.
what kind of weed do you oftem smoke?
None. I dont participate in the consumption of mind altering substances.
CHOOSE ONE: bong, bowl, gravity, hooka, or blunt?
see above
If you are bisexual, men or women?
N/A.
do you prefer dating older or younger people?
Always younger. I dont date anyone but my wife now.
do you use people for sex?
I dont believe in random sex.
how many people have you been with EVER! or you can't remember?
1, my wife.
if that number is higher than about 14 would you agree your a slut?
Anyone who has had sex outside of a commited relationship is a slut.
do you care what people think about you?
No.
why or why not?
They dont influence who I am or if I can live with myself at the end of the day
what is your favorite genre of music?
Christmas music.....bet you havent heard that before.
what are you favorite pair of shoes called?
Um...shoes? I think I got them at Payless or Walmart
do you have a step-parent? do you like them?
N/A.
what is your dream car?
A car that doesnt run on fossil fuels.
favorite actor/ actress?
Actor- Jim Carrey or Nicholas Cage. Actress- Natalie Portman
what is a movie that everyone needs to see and agree with in your opinion?
Fuckin' Fight Club....nuff said.
would you admit to your friends you chose to go to church?
Im an atheist, I freely admit that.
do you drink beer? favorite beer?
Nope
shrimp or crabs? chicken or steak?
Chicken I guess.
are you fat, ugly, both, or neither?
Im thin and reasonably attractive
do you take the easy way out often?
Depends on how much I care about the end result. Ill put the work in if I think it is amounting in a good thing.
are you selfish with your money???
I dont have much to be selfish with. I do always buy those little charity balloons that are in the grocery store though.
Love or money?
love
would you date and or marry a stripper?
No. I cant respect anyone who would disrespect themself in such a way.
do you want to have a companion sometimes?
As in? I have a companion, my wife.
do you first save or spend money?
I try to save, but the bills take up almost all of the money.
the artist that best influences music :
Bob Marley or Prince
do you act the same around everyone in your life?
Yep, why not?
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what do you look like?
Tall, dark, and handsome :)
hair color?
Brown
eye color?
Hazel
race?
White/Native American
do you wear makeup?
N/A.
what does your hair look like?
Buzzed normally, sometimes Ill let it grow out to a mild "white fro". My hair is very straight.
lips big/small?
Average?
((lets be real)) /guys.. what inch are you?/girls.. what size are them tites?
Um.....
pick one
pink or blue?
Blue
phone or aim?
AIM. I hate the phone.
GUNIT or Murder INC.?
Both garbage
mall or movies?
Is movies in the mall acceptable?
chocolate or vanilla?
already answered
abercrombie&fitch or rocawear?
Hmmm...overpriced poserwear vs overpriced poser wear....All my clothes come from Walmart, so I wouldnt know
clothes or shoes
Clothes I suppose?
follower or leader?
Leader
rap or rock?
depends on the rap or the rock.
50 cent or like...everyone else?
I have no interest in any "rap" created after 2001.
heels or flats?
Is this for girls? All my shoes are flat.
jordans or GUNIT?
Id be damned if I spit up the cash for either.
method man or redman?
Tical
favorites
color?
Dark Green
movie?
Forrest Gump or Fight Club
song?
Probably White Christmas by Bing Crosby...my wedding dance, Endless Love (Mariah Carey/Luther Vandross) will always be in my thoughts as well
hobbie?
playing video games, collecting sports cards and figures.
music video?
Tonight, Tonight by The Smashing Pumpkins.
singer/rapper?
Singer- Bob Marley Rapper- RZA
part of the opposite gender's body?
I dont have a specific part, BUT if a woman is taller then 5'10, has uneven nostrils, big lips, or a big forehead, they are automatically classified as ass ugly
magazine or book?
Depends on the subject. I like political and history books, and sports and video game magazines.
About you
full name
Kiss M. Ass
birthday
October 1981
height
6'0
weight
145
label..prep, jock, geek, thug, hoe, troublemaker, diva, bitch, ect.
Calm and collected nice guy.
what are you wearing right now?
Work clothes
descibe your room
Usually pretty neat and tidy. When I lived at my Moms it was a dump, but since I got married, Ive become much cleaner.
favorite show
Family Guy, South Park
what color are your toenails/finger nails
natural color?
what is on your backround?
nothing
do you like someone?
Yeah
if yes who?
My wife
have you done the nasty?
Ill leave that up to the imagination....
have you shot a gun?
nope
have you killed someone?
nope
have you gone to jail?
nope
have you gotten arrested?
nope
have you kissed the same gender as yours?
hell no
do you agree wit sex before marriage?
only in a commited relationship.
what is in your cd player right now?
I dont use my CD player much. I have about 50 Christmas songs on a random continuous loop on my computer that I listen to
what time do you wake up for school in the morning?
I dont go to school, but I wake up for work between 6-6:30am
are you racist?
No. Im an equal opportunity hater.
are you athiest?
yep
when your in the bath what do you do to pass the time?
Soak or read the Almanac
what do you sleep in?
clothes
how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
not very long, maybe 5 minutes
what color is your bed spread?
two shades of green
how many pilliows do you have
about 15
did you ever have a blankie or a stuff animal?
what kid didnt?
if yes, did it have a name? what was it?
I had dozens of stuffed animals. I have them stored for my future kids.
what do you WANT pierced?
nothing.
what kind of tatoo do you want if you want on? and where do you want it?
I dont
what posters are on your walls?
None
how many times a week do you take a shower?
I dont really shower
gay marriage yes or no?
Yes.
what word do you used the most?
probably "the", or "at" or something similiar.
are you a fast typer?
Very. Ive been clocked as high as 65 wpm. My sister has been clocked at about 90.
do you have a kid?
maybe someday
if yes, how many and what are their names?
none
if no, how many do you want and and what do you want their names to be?
3. The first girl will be named Kayla and the first boy Justin
do you even want kids???
of course
are you gay/lez?
hell no
do you have zits on your face?
occasionally on my jaw line Ill get them in my beard when I let it grow
are you a hairy person?
Very.....damn Italian blood.
what do you put on your food the most (sauce)
Honey Mustard, on just about anything
are you flexible
pretty much. I set the V-Sit/Reach record in elementary school, a long with the sit ups per minute at 122. For all I know that record still probably stands.
what would you call your skin conplexion?
bronzed
how many pairs of clothes do you have in your closet?
maybe 7 or 8
how many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet?
3
how many hats do you have in your closet?
about 15
was this quiz fun?
it was ok
are you glad your done wit it?
it passed some time
whats one thing you would change about yourself?
get rid of my couple of chronic illnesses
whats one thing guys/girls seem most attracted to you?
Dont know
do you like hot chocolate?
No
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You are a
Social Liberal
(81 ermissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal
(13 ermissive)
You are best described as a:
Socialist
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