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Matt Ridicule

stop calling me Johnny

About Me

I play punk rock music for 4 bands infront of even fewer disinterested people and bar tenders nearly every weekend. I work 2 jobs and hate having to do both of them. Some people have called me a jerk before, some people haven't...but I have yet to meet those people.

I don't like doing things with people. Instead, a good night for me is finding something halfway decent on 'Movies on Demand' with a tall glass of Pepsi close at hand. I have random panic attacks when I'm in public. I overanalyze everything to the point that I can't even hold conversations with people unless I believe in what is being said. I'm really bad at small talk for that reason alone.

ATTN BANDS: Although I'm in bands that are also on Myspace, I do not want to be your band's friend. Go hit up The Ridicules or The SleepArounds or Die Stinkin or The Come Ons if you want a friend for your band. Leave me out of it.

Oh yeah.. I'm also cynical.

My Interests

Seriously, who cares?

I'd like to meet:

No one. I already met them, and one of them is not you.

Music:

Rock and Roll Bands such as:
Ramones, Screeching Weasel, Riverdales, The Queers, The Ergs, The Unlovables, The Lillingtons, The Apers, Mr. T. Experience, The Damned, The Sonics, The Vibrators, Dillinger Four, Cleveland Bound Death Sentence, Social Distortion, Naked Raygun, The Real Kids, The Invalids, Green Day, Teengenerate, The Kinks, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, Jan and Dean, Elvis Presley, The Animals, The Zombies, Beatnik Termites, The Eyeliners, The Muffs, The Mopes, The Methadones, Groovie Ghoulies, The Teenage Rejects, Teenage Bottlerocket,The Fastbacks, F.M. Knives, The Devil Dogs, Boris the Sprinkler, The Barracudas, The Dickies, Angry Samoans, The Undertones, Toys That Kill, Moral Crux, The Proms, sometimes The Connie Dungs and occassionally I'll put a Jackie Papers record on.

Movies:

Last time I went to the movies, my car was broken in to. I don't go to movies anymore.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, Mythbusters, Heroes, Prison Break, Weeds, Dexter, The Daily Show, and Colbert Report.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye was probably the best of the four books I've read in my life so far.

Heroes:

Buddy Rich's left hand and Dan Lumley's right hand. Seriously.

My Blog

Part II - Incomplete Crap

A doodle I started when I was in school and I never finished it.Random doodle that kept me up tonight......
Posted by Matt Ridicule on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST

My Half Assed Portfolio Part I

I'm going to try to start posting my little digital doodles in step by step formats from start to finish...I'm not sure how long this will last, but it seemed like a good idea today ...
Posted by Matt Ridicule on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST