About Me
I am captain Qwark Greatest hero ever to travel the univeres. In my travels, I have encountered many friends and countless foes. I single handedly defeated a giant Proto Pet and Dr. Nefarious after Ratchet got his but kicked and cried for help from me.After defeating the Proto Pet, I became an amnesiac living among tribe of alien monkeys (I had a mental breakdown). I later regained my memory and became my old butt kicking self again and lead the Q-force against Dr. NefariousWell now, you don't need to hear about my child hood so lets get straight to the good parts!One day I was just at my home in Blackwater City, when suddenly I get a holophone call from this guy named Drek. I talked with him for quite a while and he told me to watch out for these two "villans" named Ratchet & Clank. So we made a little deal and I agreed to help get rid of them, since I am Captain Qwark the greatest butt kicker of villans ever. A week later I detected two things near my home, and it was Ratchet & Clank. I locked the door and led them into my undefeatable "Gauntlet". So how they made it through and came up to my room for help.They asked me to join forces with them to destroy Drek. (Thinking back a week ago, I talked to a guy with the exact same name) So I said "NO!" and I unleashed a beast that I held captive in my basement on them, The Blargian Snagglebeast and what are the odds that they defeated it! Soon After, I tried to make a quick escape but Ratchet shot my ship down and I took secret cover. A day later I found out that my endorsement deal of being the greatest hero of all time had gone bust. So I came up with a plan, I disguised myself as a salesman and changed my name to Steve McQwark, and under than name I resorted to selling Gadgetron products.Years later, I was watching TV and I found out that Ratchet had defeated Drek (A couple of days after he shot down my ship), as he explained on the talk show I was watching. Then soon he vanished in thin air, I have no idea what happened and I went to investigate. I soon found out that he was helping the founder and owner of Megacorp, Abercrombie Fizzwidget, find a theif that stole his latest creation called "The Proto Pet". So I came up with the idea of capturing that Fizzwidget guy and disguise as him, so I did that.From that point in time I lead Ratchet & Clank into useless missions, and tried to get him killed. But once again. Mr. Ratchet pulls another miracle from his back side and made it through all those missions. Finally Ratchet made it to where the Proto Pets were made, and I came out of my disguise and took there device (That they intended on using to stop making the Proto Pets) and I pushed some buttons on the thing and used it on the Proto Pet. For some reason the thing became huge, and the thing swallowed me alive. From the inside I heard gun shots and explosions, (obviously Ratchet was trying to make things worse!) so I start shooting my pistol from the inside. I soon ripped through the Proto Pet single handedly defeating it. But even though I saved the day, I was punished for making the Proto Pet big, so I was made the tester for all the Megacorps products.Months later I made my stealthy escape from Megacorp, and I fled to Planet Florana. There I sat alone and wondered, what is happeing to me? I am the greatest hero ever and nobody likes me. Then from weeks living in the Floranian jungle, I met the alien monkeys that lived in it. They worshipped me as there leader so I thought "Hey I could lead the monkey nation!", so I excepted there offering to be there leader. Months past and my clothes began to rip, facial hair began to grow, and my past memory gone.... Then a Lombax appeared in my territory, I told him that if he wanted what he wanted he had to pass my "Path of Fire". This Lombax passed the path like it was butter, so I got mad at him and I decided to fight him. He then beat me and earned my respect.I was taken to a ship, where I was held in a cage. I sat in the cage and watched the Lombax play a game called "Qwark Vid-Com ..1", and as I watched, my past memory returned to me. Soon I was released from the cage and took charge, and that Lobax that defeated me was none other than Ratchet. From that point in time, I formed the Q-Force (Which I made to defeat Dr. Nefarious, who made his return to take revenge on all organic life after I defeated him so many years ago). I finally joined forces with Ratchet & Clank, and they helped the Q-Force and I lead a charged to Dr. Nefarious. But while I was on a mission, my ship was shot down and I safely escaped. Then I disguised myself as a women so I can call a cab (If I used my true identity, the guy would have asked for an autograph), and I took the cab and headed to my secret hideout on the Thran Asteroid. There I collected my thoughts and soon Ratchet comes knocking at my door (So much for a secret hide-out), and he persuded me to come back, I told him I will return after I sooth my soul.Then days later while Ratchet was fighting against Dr. Nefarious evil machine called "The Bio-Bliterator", I soon came from behind and started to attack it. I (with a little tiny bit of help from Ratchet) defeated the Bio-Bliterator and saved the day once again.Today I'm living in blissful ignorance with Scrunch. But once and a while I watch the news and come find out that this guy named Vox was capturing every hero to fight on his show called "The Dread Zone" So I called up Ratchet and assured him that this information was false, because nobody came to capture me.The Q-Force
Big alThis is Big Al, he is good with machines but he needs protein shakes to be like me!ScrunchThis is Scrunch, a monkey from my old tribe. He's good but not as good as Captain Qwark!Skidd McMarxxSkidd used to be a Hoverboard Racing Champion, but now he's my Black-Ops Agent. No one is sneakier than him.... Well except me of course!HelgaMy love and the last member of the Q-Force, Helga. As you can see, I am good with the ladies.Dr. Nefarious, I Kicked his radio brain butt twice with no help from a certain Lombax named Ratchet.
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Even after a hard days work, I grab a bowl of popcorn and watch my Soap-Operas.
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Here I'm getting interviewed by a news reporter after I defeated the Mama Thyrannoid, while Ratchet watches.
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