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from the age of about three i figured that there was something fairly special about me... convinced i wouldnt have to worry about everyday matters i retreated into my own world where i could talk to the animals, invent machines the like of which had never been seen before that could turn our dreams into realities and our nightmares into some kind of punishment for our misbehaviour.... my social life suffered in early education and at the age of eight convinced i was some kind of demi god i tried to create my own religion, which i of course was head of.... this folded some three years later with only myself and my extensive mr. men collection the only followers... shame really....
at the age of twelve i cast aside mainstream education in favour of a juggling scholarship at a nearby clown college, disillusioned by my own lack of coordination (my juggling skills were by my own admission shocking to say the least) and in search of yet another dream i left a mere 31 days and 6 hours later.....
ever since that day i have been jumping from failed dream to calamitous reverie..... my childhood dreams of singularity and special identity have been shattered i can no longer count myself as anything other than a failure and i have settled down to a life of peasants work, which lets face it is no more than i deserve.....