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I book BBQ shows for the Larimer Lounge!!! Send me a message if you want to play a show.

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BLACKOUT SUNDAYS!!! Bottomless Freshies Bloody Marys and Margs during Bronco games!!!

Dearest Loyal Larimer Patrons, We will be starting a bottomless Bloody and Margarita bar sponsored by Freshies Mixers during Bronco games from 2pm till 4pm on Sundays for a staggering 6 bucks!!! ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:37:00 GMT

Bartender Blogs: Larimer Lounge XXXmas party w/ Machine Gun Blues, Sleeperhorse, Magic Cyclops

This event was billed as an "elegant holiday affair with caroling& free!" What they didn't put on the bill was that there was free booze and free food, and not just one or two bottles of Korbel and a ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:52:00 GMT

I’m Back

The jungles of Oaxaca to the doldrums of Colorado suburbia, the change is harsh. Thank God for Denver, nothing like the giant cities of the world, but still possessing a quaint downtown quality. Nothi...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:50:00 GMT

Bartender Blogs: How did you get that scorpion in there?

I should have known better than to ask the bartender how they got that scorpion in the bottle of mezcal. "Pinche longosta, cabron." The bartender slid the bottle in front of me, and flashed a few gold...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 00:04:00 GMT

Technology is fucking amazing

I have like twenty minutes to type this blog because there is a waterfall that we need to go hike to before it starts raining, and because nobody emailed me or sent me myspace messages I have nothing ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:08:00 GMT

Bartender Blogs: Nicaragua mass email

Hello, So, this is my mass email that should have come long ago and with more regularity -I am sorry for this. Along with my apology I have a request: please look at the addresses on my mail list and ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:32:00 GMT

Bartender Blogs: Nicaragua Moonshine

Believe that Nicaraguan moonshine is ok to drink -most of the time. Only a few people go blind and that´s just because some mistakes were made in the distilling process. Here´s how you tell if it...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:41:00 GMT

viva solidarity. what's it all about?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEContact:Loren [email protected] Concert to Help Fight Social Injustice in Nicaragua and Oaxaca, MexicoDENVER, CO (May 22, 2007)--On June 6th the Larimer Loun...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:38:00 GMT

Barback blogs: The Bartender wants his mommy

For the most part, taking care of The Bartender has been quite easy. When he complains about the pain I give him another happy pill; when he gets cranky, another happy pill; when he gets surly, happy ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 00:54:00 GMT

Barback blogs: The Bartender is ill.

The Bartender will not be writing this week because of a nasty case of trenchmouth he contracted from drinking cobra-infused liquor that Thai prostitute gave him. I, The Barback, will be taking over f...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 15:58:00 GMT