I'm a 14 year old (my years) doggie pimp. I'm an awesome dog with a great personality. Any hot bitches out there give me a holler. Mastiffs, bulldogs, and st bernards need not apply. No fat bitches. I'm fixed so no worries about unwanted puppies, and my breath is liver paste fresh. I enjoy long walks with a leash. Monthly groomings, and I sleep every night with the woman of my choosing. What more could a young pup ask for?
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Triumph the insult comic dog, lassie (so i can bitch-slap his crossdressing ass), and air bud.
