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All Rise....Now Sit on It

I am here for Friends

About Me

Asking usually helps, I don't like talking about myself. Brutally honest, gay, I'll make you laugh until your face hurts but please don't piss your pants in my car. Then it's on. I have some of the best friends in the world, but I'd still like some more.I have shitty luck with relationships, therefore good luck getting me into one (well nevermind she just did). If we haven't met than don't add me until you've managed to at least say "hello" in some way shape or form.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Dali elephants

My Interests

Music, tattoo's, photography, art anything really, animals, computers...yada yada.

I'd like to meet:

As many people as possible. I love people (as long as they're open minded, honest, and don't think they're god) Well damn, there goes just about everybody.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

Im to lazy to make that list, and I have yet to hear "everything" but everybody listens to them, who the hell is everything...

Movies:

Mmm nope, still being lazy.

Television:

I never have time for TV.

Books:

I find myself reading the newspaper a lot, anything political, different religions, anti bush, then the random books that catch your eye at borders, like "how to pee standing up".

Heroes:

Don't have one.

My Blog

Theres so many lesbians its hard to keep them straight

Thankyou jay =) So I have officially moved to ft myers, starting to get settled and such. However, I got rear ended last night and Im ok but not sure how the car is yet. I may not be driving as many ...
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:53:00 PST

Must...shake...funk

Cuz I woke up in one this morning. Like the look at me the wrong way and ill pistol whip your face funk. I just wanna sleep all day but I can't Fucking responsibilities.... PS: sober sucks....
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:19:00 PST

"Is this seat taken?" no but I dont want you to sit there.

..> ..> Id shoot for the stars but they're already on my hips. Id search my soul but I dont believe in their existence. The sky is empty but thats the way I like it, and if you came back to challe...
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:00:00 PST

Captain cum dumpster

New years resolutions are crap. I only have one, its the same one i have every year. "Don't let some stupid bitch fuck you over" but now im gonna have two... "Shoot her if she does" =D Happy new years...
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:24:00 PST

Special and retarded are two different things

New computer is up and running, actually have internet of my own now too. yaaaaay. Not saying thats going to keep me home more often cuz Im on my way out now. Don't know where yet but ive been in this...
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:11:00 PST

Trade some knuckles for your face

You can walk like an egyptian with a busted ass battery, and its ok. But remember kids, love spelled backwards is "Evol" close enough for me. And next time somebody says, I love you, Im glad I have yo...
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:43:00 PST

Do I have to be gone for you to know what you've got

So Im losing my mind for lack of better words. Theres always something..The birds are cherping. "You don't treat the people you love like this", "It's time to say goodbye", "You can do better" my ques...
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:48:00 PST

The news just changed to Midnight fuck 11:50

Why do I blog at this hour? Aaaaaaanyways, here we go. FUCK AMERICAN GREETINGS, after I quit.. which im getting close too. I got my piercing liscence the other day. I now work at liquid image (my boy...
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

Tonight on the news at....11 50?

Stay tuned! By the end of next week I should know if im going to be really fucken happy about my sudden change of events or go sliding face first into the dirt and be all diff kin...
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

Lets just pretend im kicking in a door and I aim for your teeth

Work sucks I still havent completely moved in. My gf/wife/salvation is still all the more amazing with each passing day, BUT- I still want to slap somebody at least once in a 20 min basis. I need to m...
Posted by All Rise....Now Sit on It on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:07:00 PST