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Mrs Florris Borris Morris Style

Monkey hands and frozen legs, the ultimate combination

About Me

My name is Kimberley Louise Haigh, I'm 20 years old and I live in little old Hathern (yay!). I work in Boots which is pretty fun and turned out to be better than I thought because I met my boyfriend there. His name is Peter Morris and he is the most amazing person I have ever met, I love him sooooooo much. Also he is a reet sexy beast!!! I have 16 peircings and 6 tattoos and i'll hopefully be getting some more before too long. Also I'm stretching my ears. My favourite thing in the world is hanging out with my friends and my boyfriend and my least favourite thing is when people eat really noisily, its disgusting.

My Interests

Really into music, going out on friday nights cuz fridays are just completely shabba, yay Echos!!! Reading, watching films, hanging out with my friends, just the usual stuff, lol.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Jack Sparrow, he is awesome. I would also like to meet Old Gregg, he is a legend, infact anyone from The Boosh would do nicely, especially Vince Noir ;) lol. I'd also like to meet Bryan Adams, that would be amazing.

Music:

I kind of like a bit of everything but mostly rock, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Yngwie Malmstein, Incubus, Rage against the machine, Dragonforce, Trivium, Bullet for my valentine, Disturbed, System of a Down, Alexisonfire, 36 crazyfists, Hundred Reasons, Skindred, Billy Talent, Queens of the Stone Age, My Chemical Romance, The Beatles, The Long Blondes, Led Zeppelin, Pendulum, RHCP, Kiss and of course Bryan Adams, lol.

Movies:

Bit of everything really. Pirates of the caribbean is the most amazing film ever and the second one, Nightmare before Christmas, V for Vendetta, Team America, Dogma and anything with Johnny Depp in and of course I love Disney films, cuz u just have to. Also, High School Musical, LOL, it's like uber cheese but the absoulute sex!!!

Television:

Scrubs, Greenwing, Will and Grace, Shameless, Sugar Rush, Charlie and Lola lol, Neighbours and also THE MIGHTY BOOSH!!! Which has got to be the best thing I have ever seen. EVER.

Books:

Harry Potter lol, all of the Hitch Hikers Guide books (which is also a great film) and anything by Ben Elton, James Herbert or Stephen King.

Heroes:

I don't really have a hero but my favourite superhero is Spiderman, he rocks. I guess my friends are my heroes too, they are soooo amazing and fun and I don't know what I would do if I didn't have them, love them loads. Oh and Russel Brand, he's amazing and Noel Feilding and Julian Barratt, they are genius.