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Elise

Save me Jeebus!!

About Me

My name is Elise. I am stuck between finishing school and finding respectable grown-up full-time work, I dont want to go back but i dont want to go forwards! I am not looking forward to Boxing Day, am currently working on my state-of-the-art timeslowingdown machine (copyrighted). I have too many cats. They have formed a union.
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My Interests

I likeeeeeeeee..... Spaghetti Bolegnese My purple shoes Paying off my credit card My nice boyfriend who has small ears Apple Starburst lollipops Emily Dickinson, William Wordsworth and those folk Planning overseas trips that will one day get off the ground again Fixing peoples spelling Getting flowers Wii Bowling

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Music:

I love lots and lots and lots...Besides the following substantial list...Pink (overplayed) Avril (overcrap) Any song that is, was or ever will be the ringtone on my sisters phone. House - must be accompanied by alcohol. Techno - technically not actual music, its just noise. Evermore. Diddy and 50 cent and all those guys who sing about how much money dey got and how much money we dont. And, contrary to popular belief, Shannon Noll.

Television:


Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: Zombies, think '28 Weeks Later'
2: Wolf Creek
3: Darkness, with Zombies in it
Three people who make me laugh:
1: Seans an idiot
2: Ms Carmelita
3: Danielle
Three Things I love:
1: Raffeallo chocolates, hint freakin hint
2: The Bravia Ads = coloured balls bouncing down the street
3: James Brayshaw
Three Things I hate:
1: CYCLISTS
2: ON BEACH ROAD
3: IN PEAK HOUR TRAFFIC
Three things I don't understand:
1: How Richmond could lose by 157 points
2: People in cults - Johovahs Witnesses, scientologists, bah...
3: How Officeworks picks its staff
Three things on my desk:
1: Unpaid $133 'no p-plates' fine
2: Pap-smear results. Lovely
3: Library books, only 4 and a half months overdue!
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: Doing this survey. Yeah its pretty much the best one ive ever done
2: Listening to Jeff Buckley
3: About to go to Supercheap Auto to buy new windscreen wipers
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: Catch someone a delicious bass
2: Take up salsa lessons
3: Learn a language
Three things I can do:
1: Eat an entire box of eskimo pies
2: Touch my eyeball
3: Give non-spanish directions to non-english-speaking Spanish taxi drivers
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: Moody, dependent on levels of sugar consumption
2: Impatient, except around Holly, just to piss her off!
3: Loyal. Cant get rid of me, in other words
Three things I can't do:
1: Whistle
2: Parallel park
3: Catch an emu
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My Blog

Young and Old - Charles Kingsley

When all the world is young, ladAnd all the trees are green,And every goose a swan, lad,And every lass a queen;They hey for boot and horse, lad,And 'round the world awayYoung blood must have its cours...
Posted by Elise on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:44:00 PST

30 Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice. 3. Everytime some...
Posted by Elise on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST

AS I MATURE

by Anonymous Ive learned that you cannot make someone fall in love with you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people ...
Posted by Elise on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:11:00 PST