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The Fuck Machine

About Me

Home Land: AUSTRALIA
Home State: SOUTHERN AUSTRALIA
Home Town: ADELAIDE
AND FUCKIN PROUD OF IT!!!
THIS IS SOUTHERN THRASH ROCK IN IT'S MOST VULGAR FORM...
The Fuck Machine story is a long one....and i cant be fucked telling coz you dont need to know where we're from..you need to know what we are.
Thrashy. Obscene. Violent. Disgusting. Dirty and down right fuckin WICKED.
With three full length albums under there belt ( TOO SHIT FOR METAL BUT TOO GOOD FOR PUNK ROCK) , (NECROPHILIA : CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE) and (GOD BLESS THE MALE DOMINATED SOCIETY) , and being about due to record some new shit, you can't help but bang your fuckin head and jack your private parts with extreme aggression....oooowwwwwww!!!!! We are FUCKED UP AND READY TO ROCK!!! now lets FUCK THIS PUPPY!!!
Check out this goddamn video, it's us playing a song called PLOUGH SOME PUSSY that will be on our next album, it's from the show we did at Magill Club in April and was the first time we played this song live, we were drunk and had only got the song down the week before the show so don't expect too much action, we were still trying to remember it, but still, we fuckin slayed that fucker!!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/07/2006
Band Website: http://chastityrecords.tripod.com
Band Members: -Boon Hog Wylde : Bass and Throat
-Napalm Psycho Shredder : Guitar and Throat
-Ratt Thunderstick : Drums

Influences: Pantera, Anthrax, Suicidal Tendencies, Slayer, Motorhead, S.O.D, Superjoint Ritual, Sodom, Venom, Exodus, Strapping Young Lad i mean the fucking list is endless it could go on forever if you dont get it METAL FUCKING ROCKS... OOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
Sounds Like: a good time to crack open a cold one....OOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!
Record Label: Chastity Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

WHAT THE FUCK....

Hey fuckers,Just a quick update with what we've been doing if anyone gives a fuck.....we haven't done shit for ages.  Had our first practice since January yesterday, was good, got a new song down, got...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 02:15:00 GMT

EASTER MONDAY SAP GIG!!!!

well what can i say....its a review so i should say something....not much of a crowd for this show but The Fuck Machine dont need a crowd to rock... we still rock......and we delivered this rock.....a...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:27:00 GMT

METAL AT THE GOLF CLUB REVIEW

yeah i know..fuck you....the gig was over 2 weeks ago now....but i gotta do a review and here it is...... well since it was 2 weeks ago.. i really cant remember what happened....i know i got drunk and...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:18:00 GMT

NEW MOTHERFUCKIN ALBUM

What's up cunts?For anyone who gives a fuck about what we've been doin, here it is.....We haven't played a live show since August because we've been busy getting fucked up drunk and working on a new a...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 03:48:00 GMT

FORSAKEN BATTLE LOUNGE GIG!!!

well well well...here we are again.....and that means another gig has passed and it is time for the BOON HOG REVIEW...lets get down to it... i didnt know how this gig was gonna turn out...but it turne...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:05:00 GMT

CLUB 168 Show Review

well another show means another review.....and that was another fuckin fun show..... This was out of the city and in Port Adelaide......twas a Free Show too....Fun Free night was had by all.... F...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:02:00 GMT

another Enigma Show

well people...another Fuck Machine show behind us....and that means another review from good ol Boon Hog Wylde....   Friday June 29th Enigma Bar.... first band on Seconds To Fall.....or you could...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 17:58:00 GMT

The Best Fuckin Show Ever!!!! ooowwwwww!!!

anyone that missd out on this show..is a fuckin retard....and what a fuckin night it was...fuckin excellent.....where do i begin???...FUCK!!!! we'll it started off like any other gig...load in gear ch...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:59:00 GMT

May 12th Show Lizard Lounge Review

well once again.....its a review.... well what can i say about this show....not much of a crowd but who cares...everyone had a fuckin awesome time...i since the smoke machine was blasting out like a m...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 18:52:00 GMT

METAL 4 METAL SHOW REVIEW

well its been a week in waiting....but i finally will post my review of the METAL 4 METAL SHOW that was held on APRIL 24th at LIZARD LOUNGE well i must say it was an awesome night for Metal and R...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 19:07:00 GMT