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El Pervo

About Me

Me in a nutshell: rich,famous,sex-on-legs,Mediterranean George Clooney (b4 he became a fat bastard)....oh yeah, a modest bastard as well

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Thai Ladyboys only plz!Also God Diego (if u r readin this, gv us a shout mate!We get together & throw an orgy with lux-whores & coco hills)I ve already met the Rock, Jenna and Curt, so no action heros, pornstars and rockstars plz

My Blog

JET LI's FEARLESS - I was a blind bitch and now I c!!

All u infidel scum of the Earth, pussywipped by pussymovies with pussylords Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks and the rest of the Hollywood turdesque creations.... Pay your tribute to the one true master of kick...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:49:00 GMT

A state of higher Cheeseness!

In addition to my El Pervo quality, which has been artificially embeded in my DNA (part of a twisted genetic experiment, in order to create of superrace of cold bloodied Pornstars), I have also d...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 14:38:00 GMT

10 crapiest movies ever....

and while Im at it.....10 films that really wanna make me drink 2 gallons of battery acid while setting myself on fire: 1. Pearl Harbor - as the song goes "miss u more than Ben Affleck misses talent" ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:31:00 GMT

10 Suckiest Songs Ever

Listening to a crap radio station who proudly announced that Shakiras "Hips Dont Lie" single is officialy the Most Ever Played Single in the history of radio!! Needless to say I ve lost a couple of p...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:17:00 GMT

WAY TO GO ZIZOU

What a man! Of all the puffs marketed as the new superstars (Ronaldinho the crisps tester, Totti every hairstylists wet dream, Beckham the sad posh shite etc) of World Footie, it is only the bald...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 14:20:00 GMT