lucia loves allie

Ok so I was floating down the river and we were diffently not drinking alcoholic beverages by the way but anyways we were in pool lounging floaties adn one of the popped so i fell in the rapids and almost drowned trying to save myslef then my buddy junos on the cooler adn saves our non alcoholic beverages and risks his life for them. Then we finally get on shore of almost dying and being eaten by the lochness monster. So we then realize that we are fucked but then soon realize after this that we have our cooler so we start drinking our non alcoholic beverages adn then some brazilian women pick us up after we have like 3 more non alcoholic drinks left adn drive us down the river to our truck. Thats how i survived.