Aly the Alligator!

Okay so I'm finally writing in this thing. I have tried many times but I always get confused by all the codes and stuff and it always results in me screaming and clapping my hands and basically having a brain aneurism. SO my name is Alan. What more can I say? I like... some stuff... despite my profile I'm not much of a game...r, I just think that sonic is cool and it was either super mario or butterflies so I went with mr Mario on the left. I don't like to brag but I have pretty much the best singing voice on the block... okay that's a lie I can't sing for crap but that doesn't stop me and when it comes to singstar I sing loud... and not well... and I tend to lose but NOT in rap battles, coz I'm what some people call a gangsta... in my spare time you can catch me having a bit of a krump battle with my homies... okay wait were you not supposed to lie in these things? no really, gangsta is pretty much a cool word for a retard and krumping is epilepsy for "cool" people. I have a very very strange laugh and despite what people tell you, I don't have an accent... and I wasn't born in Canada, unless if by Canada you mean New Zealand, in which case I was in fact born in Canada. Most of what I say doesn't make sense. If I stop talking crap, it doesn't mean I'm not thinking it, I am just tired. Sometimes I laugh for no reason at all but really it's because I just told myself the funniest joke.. this tends to happen on buses... I don't like catching buses because they are gross but sometimes you have to do your bit for the environment (that's a lie too... I just don't have my license yet). So now you pretty much know me better than I do... happy?