You have probably heard of me, I’m kind of a big deal. Several rumors persist about me, but my true history and origins have often been shrouded in mystery. Ever since the invention of the internet, stories of my amazing life and adventures have circulated unchecked. There’s nothing I can do to stop it. Let’s face it, the internet is a living, breathing cybernetic organism with a killer rack that will not be denied. I created this page as a way to help set the record straight. Forget everything you’ve heard, it’s purely speculation. Just forget about it, it’s all bullshit. With that said, if you think you can handle the truth, then go ahead and imnmerse yourself balls deep into my page.
I currently work as a contractor in Tallil, Iraq. I am a Mail Service Clerk. I work in the Postal Operations Warehouse dealing with the distribution of mail for the military. I live in Owosso, MI but only spend a few weeks a year there while on RNR. Other than that, I tend to be just a normal, everyday kind of guy. I really enjoy the simple things in life. I enjoy hanging out with my friends, going to concerts, and watching movies. I like playing games were someone gets hurt. I remember that the last time I really cried was when I realized that the theme song from "Greatest American Hero" was the greatest song ever written, and that I would never hear a better song than that ever again in my life. I also enjoy picnics in the park and hope to one day start my own boy band. When I am not practicing my ninja stealth and tactics, I’m into sniffing glue, hunting for zombies, kicking puppies, and of course, assaulting the elderly. This is all fine and good for now, but my true passion in life, what I really strive for is World Domination. I just feel that the world would be a better place if run by me. If you want to know anything else about me, feel free to ask.
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