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Phun with Phones

Well, while I can't exact personal revenge on the cockwash who swiped my phone yesterday, I can at least prove to be an annoyance to his associates he called before I pulled the plug on him. If you're...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 09:26:00 GMT

There's some days I wish I had a time machine...

Whilst packing up some boxes the other day, I came upon a poignant little time capsule -- the long-lost, booze-centric interview in the zine COLOSSAL LOAF with the Del Spektros from, shit, spring of 1...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:58:00 GMT

The End of an Aaron!

Quick - like, ' cause I'm hitti n' the sauce prett y hard tonig ht & the rest of my week' s basic ally fucke d, but one mo' remin der (and detai l adjus tment ) : the malod orous Monde llos wil...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:45:00 GMT

Dels Page Redux

Hey, kids! Yes, the Spam Fairy took a shine to the old Dels MySpace page and it had to be put to sleep, but here we are again, verrrrrrrry slowly putting this shit together once more for the one of yo...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Madman on the Loose!

So, I finish this week's Shorts submissions early, and celebrate by taking a nice, long walk with Trigger, venturing into some of the nicer sections of Orwin Manor and vicinity for a change.  Whi...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:00:00 GMT

A bold experiment...

So, after a too-close-for-comprehension call with Jacksonville's finest early Sunday morning, I've been off the sauce for almost an entire week now.  Not an effort to quit cold turkey, but just t...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:35:00 GMT

Americans, Let Your Voices be Heard!

Dammit, people, you've let yerselves be pushed around too long. It's time to make a stand.Hi-hats. You know you hate 'em. You know who DOES like 'em? Drummers. Period. Nobody else.Don't put up with it...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:36:00 GMT

DESTROY THE FUCKING HI-HAT!!!

  So help me, I'm fucking serious.  I want those fuckers DEMOLISHED.   One guy I know, man, used to be great.  Solid fucking gold.  Now he plays like he's icing a fucking cake...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:53:00 GMT

Get the lead out...

Turns out it WAS a pencil lead in there...  Fucker... Got the stitches out today, though I've still gotta take it easy & keep splinted for the next coupla weeks at least.  Lotsa stiffnes...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Keep me in stitches...

Yeah, after way too many months of bitchin', pissin' and moanin', I finally went under the knife for my Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.  One asshole said he thought I was fakin' it (to what end, I know n...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:42:00 GMT