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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits
Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate, Our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
A closed mouth gathers no foot
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
