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About Me

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Well for starters, my name is Joe, and here a few of my likes and dislikes:
Likes:
Dressing up like a moron and taking pictures of it.
The "OK GO" Video where they're on treadmills.
Thanksgiving (So much good food).
"The Office." (American Version)
Writing short films and skits.
Funny, goofy conversations.
Serious conversations.
Christopher Walken.
Helping my friends.
Film/Video making.
Friendly people.
The color green.
Being Creative.
Proper grammar.
The word "Rad."
Peanut Butter.
Happy people.
Pumpkin Pie.
Being goofy.
80s clothes.
Laughing.
CUDDLING.
Relaxing.
Cooking.
Driving.
Working.
Movies.
Humor.
Hands.
Eyes.
Dislikes:
People who let the door slam in your face even though they saw you were coming in right behind them.
My roommates goalie equipment (just trust me, I have my reasoning).
The show "My Sweet 16" on MTV. I want to smack the shit out of every one of those ungrateful little assholes.
Drama. Not the genre of movies, but drama within personal relationships. It's just lame.
People who don't use thier turn signals.
People who are TOO serious.
Arrogant, cocky people.
Paris Hilton.
Gas Prices.
Spiders.
Mustard.
Lushes.
Lying.
Sluts.
A few random facts about me:
1) The only car accident I was ever in was when I was 18, and I totaled my car by hitting a transmission shop (talk about irony).
2) I once got to shake Bill Clinton's hand while he was president, and it was probably the hand he used to do interesting things to do Monica Lewinski, so I'm related to that scandal by third party association.
3) This is probably one of the most important: I NEVER leave the toilet seat up. EVER. Even though no females live here, I always make sure to put it down.
4) I find happiness in friends and family. Yes, money is nice for paying bills and having a social life, but I have no desire to ever get rich, and if I do, I plan to give a lot of it away. I want to always remain grounded and remember where I came from.
5) Oh and also, I really love to photoshop stuff.
AIM = IAteYourPetFish

My Interests

Filmmaking, movies, humor, swearing, cooking(trying to learn), LIVING, eating, sleeping, working, spooning, spazzing, smiling, and everything else that was ever interesting. Except playing with spiders. Or jumping off of cliffs.

I'd like to meet:

I will make this plain and simple: Message and say hello because it's the only way you'll even be able to try and add me unless you know me personally. With the ridiculous amount of bogus friend requests I get from bands, strangers who are trying to compete in a popularity contest, and those phoney webcam sluts on here, I've made it so the only way you can even attempt to add me is if you know my last name or the e-mail address I use for MySpace. So if you want to be my friend, message me. Otherwise, get lost spammers.But ANYWAYS...I really want to meet some new people here in Charlotte. I've lived here for almost a year, and haven't really gotten to meet too many people. I was putting too much of my priorities into ONE thing instead of spreading them around like... well like whipped butter on a hot, sexy piece of toast. Great, now I want some toast. Feel free to send me a message while I'm in the kitchen, I'll get back to you soon.

Music:

Movies:

To many to list right now. I'll get back to you on this.

Television:

THE OFFICE. And sometimes Mythbusters. And I can't think of anything else right now.

Books:

Unfortunatly, I have the attention span of a goldfish, so when I try to read novels, I don't make it very far. I'm much better at reading scripts because I can put myself into a character and really get more involved.

Heroes:

I know it's a TV show, and I also know that I've never seen it.

My Blog

A Plea to my Friends...

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Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:25:00 PST

It's not a Waffle House, it's a Waffle Home.

What amazes me about Charlotte is how integrated everything is. What I mean is that you could be in the nicest neighborhood, but the second you set foot in a certain kind of store or restaurant you wi...
Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST

Some things are NOT meant to be nuked.

Please, take a gander at the above item. Take a good, hard, long look at it. Allow it to fully sink in. Make note of the zoomed in portion. Now listen to what I have to say. I'm only going to say this...
Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

The Underwear Mishap

So there I am, fresh out of the shower, feeling squeaky clean and ready to start my day. I make sure I'm feeling fresh in all areas with the application of my deodorant and a thorough brushing of...
Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:16:00 PST

Train Station Catastrophe

This is what results when you combine me, my job, three hours of nothing to do and an audio post-production booth. ...
Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

A Life Evaluation

Lately I find myself itching all over on the inside of my body. No, I don't mean that in a literal sense, but I feel as if I'm somewhat stuck in a shell and like I'm having a difficult time breaking o...
Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:53:00 PST

Santa Claus is Coming Tonight... to Kidnap your Children.

It's that time of year again. A time of joy for kids, and a time of anguish for adults. It's a time when the grown-ups choose to wait until the following month to look at their bank accounts to see ho...
Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

Watching a Rap Concert is like Looking into a Strobe Light...

...it can trigger epilepsy. In the words of Dennis Miller, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but what the hell is the deal with rap artists performing live? Let me elaborate. I was sitting in m...
Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

Something like a Phenomenon...

It's a phenomenon that has been happening since the conception of MySpace. It's an abnormality that is bound to catch most of its users off guard at one point or another. It's a situation which will l...
Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:55:00 PST

The Road, the Rage, and the Don Johnson Wannabe

Have you ever found yourself driving in your car on a busy afternoon, running your fingers through your silky hair, feeling the warm sun beat down on your skin and the gentle breeze as it bl...
Posted by 6>@46 CH <>65B 4C=CBL O on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST