Headed in the wrong direction? God allows F You turns... |
It's been a month of hard travel, betrayal, and emotional heavy lifting, and now this golem has materialized on my head:Is this the sweet death harbinger that I have been so praying for?
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:02:00 GMT |
~itis |
Tis off to Bombs to drink off a gill slit
Would go to the Peacock, but fuck it
Their beer makes guts seize,
my sphincter won't squeeze
and we're left with an unhappy mop and bucket.
Chee...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:09:00 GMT |
Clan Sower: Fuckin’ with The Man since 1724 |
Sure, he was the first Postmaster General, a prolific writer and publisher, introduced the concept of public health to the world, and -- let's face it -- a right sexy amatory deviant, but did y...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 13:44:00 GMT |
Thats What Friends Are For... |
Ah, Mad Libs. I knew friends were good for something...
Play Away A Bad Day:
Going to work, I spilled lemonade on my birthday suit. I said, "fuck!", prayed no one would notice, then step...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:40:00 GMT |
Colloquial Definitions as Revealed by the Christ Bunny |
1 entry found for Fraturday
Fraturdayn.1. A 48-hour day occurring between Thursday and Sunday, characterized by copious alcohol consumption.
1 entry found for stevevetsstevevetsn.1. A palindrom...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:11:00 GMT |
I Made A New Friend Today! |
Her name is Ashley and she has really pretty hair of gold. Her hair is soooo pretty that she has to have a camera hooked up to her computer so that people can look at it whenever they want....
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:21:00 GMT |
I Am Buying The Scarf Tomorrow... |
Fall brings the Canadian geese calling southward, carrying out to Finley Wildlife Refuge for the winter under the cold blue stars of Oregon's November nightscape. They will lounge about the lush...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:19:00 GMT |
Thanks for Giving |
Oo, Oo! Can I thank someone here? I would like to thank -- Me. Me is just the greatest guy ever. Hey Me, remember all the times you got me drunk? I haven't forgotten. And Me, remember the time when yo...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:16:00 GMT |
A Call to the Green and Yellow |
The South Shall Not Rise Again November 24th, 2006 shall be a rue-filled day that will live in infamy for your precious University of Oregon Ducks. The 110th Civil War shall see the abject anni...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:17:00 GMT |
Domination, American Style |
The Christ Bunny has many contacts throughout the world, who sometimes require a bit of guidance. One such acquaintance, an American tax attorney working in Thailand, expressed concern about a recent ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 16:55:00 GMT |
