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Aaron

aaronmoats

About Me

After I returned from the moon in 2002, Warren Buffet and I set up a philanthropic organization designed to rehabilitate crack heads, making them productive members of society, working in such varied careers as: DMV tellers, animal control officers, carnival workers, and wedding planners. In the next ten years, I hope to hit the PowerBall for 143 million dollars, find a trophy wife, crank out 2.5 kids, get divorced, lose half my lottery winnings, and live out my days once my children grow up and put Daddy in a padded "retirement home".

My Interests

Watching TV, whittling, exercising, jumping to conclusions, reading, and making snide comments in just about every situation.

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Portman, Grover, Dave Chappelle, Tony Blair, and Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama
Game provided by: Myspace Games

Music:

No longer found on MTV.

Movies:

Most are too long.

Television:

Everything, except HBO. (Too cheap for the extra couple of dollars on my cable bill.)

Books:

Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, True Crime, those deemed burnable by parents who haven't actually read them.

Heroes:

Regular people who just do their jobs without complaint and don't expect excessive adoration.