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Scott

About Me

When the trolley full of tourists drives by, chock full of women with white hair shaped like a kickball, looking like a travelling retirement home for old q-tips, I like to wave. They all take my picture from 100 feet away while moving 20 miles an hour because they think I'm someone famous (or if not famous, they think I know famous people). It brightens their day, it brightens my day, no one gets hurt.
Professionally, I hit the red button over and over again. Although, several years back I relocated to the somewhat south, so down here I have to say "I MASH the red button." Freakin' Southerners... Bless their hearts.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Buddy Wakefield, the greatest living poet. And I mean that from the bottom of my harmonica pocket.

My Blog

No Smoking

It's been three weeks since I gave up The Bad Habit. No patches, pills, nicorette or hypnosis. Just balls and willpower, and lots of toothpicks. Here's some good advice: Never mess with a dude chom...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 15:42:00 GMT

Scott Has New Pants

Those of you who have known me for a few years might recall my old website, scottspants.com. It was my little piece of the web reserved for all manner of nonsense- a place where I would offer to sell...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:17:00 GMT

I Am A 70’s TV Cop

I'm loving the new myspace music playlist feature. So, I made a little playlist, check it out, and it begins with a song called Velazco. Let me explain:A few months ago, I was in the studio with pro...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 07:45:00 GMT

Nashville

The fabulous Fedora forwarded me this vid. It's a must-see.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:37:00 GMT

Music

Good Music is, I believe, the second most perfect thing that can be produced by a human. The first, of course, is a good Musician.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:19:00 GMT

Not the World’s Most Masculine Man

Amber's out of town, and here I am sitting on the porch at 3AM nuthin' doin'. I stayed up late waiting for her to call, she did, it was nice, and now I can't get to sleep. I've been digging ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:08:00 GMT

For David Sedaris

Here are a list of some strange phobias documented and named by doctors around the world:Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.Gen...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 10:20:00 GMT

28

I've been stuck to this globe for 10,218 days now, fighting gravity and sucking air just to stay alive. What a birthday. I really didn't see 28 coming. I don't know what it is, but sometimes these t...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 14:43:00 GMT

The Luckiest

"Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth." -Lou GehrigOl' Lou spoke those words after being diagnosed with a crippling disease so rare they named it after him. I feel pretty...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Melodyne

Those crazy Germans are at it again. This time they are are trying to create a master race of music, and I’m worried that the allied forces might not have the power to stop them this time. In 2...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:15:00 GMT