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SeX iS oN mY miNd...
are u a virgin? NO SIR
how many sexual partners have u had? I LOST COUNT
wats ur sexual orientation PUSSY PUSSY AND MORE PUSSY
have you ever been in love YEAH
have u ever had a one night stand? SHIT!!! HOW MANY
are u attracted to the oppsite sex? WHAT ELSE CAN I BE ATTRACTED TO
would u ever experiment with the opposite sex? I DO NOW
are u into oral sex? IM INTO GETTIN IT.
have you ever used foods or toys? NAW
how many times have u done it in one day? 5
rough or easy? BOTH
fast or slow? FAST
wats the craziest place u have done it? IN AN ATTIC
wat is ur fantasy place to do it? IN A POOL
whens the last time u had sex? LAST NITE
whos the last person u did it with?
does size matter? YEAH YEAH
do u plan on having sex today? U ALREADY KNOW

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Insanity Test
Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?: YEP
Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?: WHEN I WAS HIGH
Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?: NOPE
Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?: HELL YEAH
Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?: YEP
Do you know the names of all the American presidents?: YEP
Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?: DAT NIGGA BE IN DA MOUND
Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?: PLENTY OF TIMES
Do you own a Chia-pet?: NAW
Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?: HELL YEAH
Do you have 0 TV's in your house?: NAW
Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?: NAW
Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?: NAW
Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?: YEP. FROM MY NIGGA K-9
Do you hear voices?: WHEN SUMBODY TALKIN 2 ME
Is your favorite color tangerine?: ORANGE!!!!!!
Is your favorite food turtle soup?: UMMMM. HELL NAW
Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?: NAW. I BE EVERYWHERE
Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?: HELL NAW
Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?: YEAH. LIL ROSCO
Do you ever talk to yourself?: YEAH
Do you sing in the shower?: YEAH
Do you have more than 5 body piercings?: HELL NAW
Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?: YEAH YEAH
Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?: THEY ARE NOW
Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?: UMMM. IT AINT DAT CRUCIAL
Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl: NAW
Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess: YEAH
Have you ever trash picked?: YEAH. ONE TIME I THROUGH MY PHONE IN DA GARGAGE MY MISTAKE
Can you fling stuff out of your nose?: UHHH!!!!
Do you know the meaning of life?: DUH!! TO MAKE MONEY
Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?: NAW. I PICK ON FOLKS BIGGER THAN ME
Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?: HELL YEAH
Did u ever see things that aren't really there?: NAW
Do you see dead people?: AFTER I KILL EM
Is this a yes or no question?: MAYBE
Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?: MY BROTHERS
Do you enjoy tight clothing?: NOT ON ME
Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?: BE 4REAL!!!
Do you sleep with the lights on?: NAW
Do you consider money to be a form of evil?: IF IT IS THEN I'M GOING TO HELL
Have you ever played bloody knuckles?: ALL THE TIME
Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?: YEP
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: YEAH YEAH!!
Do you believe fairy tales do come true?: ION KNOW
Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?: YEP IN 5TH GRADE
Do you believe in superstition?: YEAH
Do you like DIET soda?: HELL NAW
Do you watch cartoon shows every day?: JUST FAMILY GUY
Do you read books for fun?: NO SIR
Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.
So what's your insanity percentage?: 52%
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