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About Me

Where to begin? I'm a cynical bastard with a penchant for reading and cartoons. I consider myself a textbook awesome nerd with a love of Sci-fi and fantasy (books and games). By all means talk to me, even if you are just too bored to do anything else. If you want to contact me you can e-mail me at [email protected] or IM me at Raistln807 on AIM. I love talking to people, so if you are a complete stranger who wants to talk, by all means chat me up!

My Interests

Invader Zim, porn, the Navy, Star Trek, the order of the stick, some anime and pie

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE! Male, Female, Transgender, Robot even Zombie!NOTE: I make it my purpose in life to annihilate ghetto-ness whenever I encounter it. If you speak with Ebonics I will destroy you.

Music:

Anything but rap or country, It's all about GOOD rock music!

Movies:

THE PRINCESS BRIDE!!! Phantom of the Opera, Die Hard, 300, and Batman Begins because George Clooney gave my eyes dihareah.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, Cops, Dirty Jobs

Books:

The Dragonlance series, Wheel of Time, The Man-Kzin Wars, Starship Trooper, Stephen King

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Batman Batman 80% Green Lantern 80% Superman 60% Spider-Man 60% Supergirl 50% Hulk 50% Iron Man 50% Robin 35% The Flash 35% Catwoman 35% Wonder Woman 30% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Blog

1 girl 1 cup...of coffee

So I went on an adventureee! A Magical Adventureeee! Of Hope And Wonder! Ask me about it in person, it's funnier that way.
Posted by spank the monkey on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:57:00 PST

Oops I did it again!

How fucking messed up do you have to be to keep falling for the same type of person?
Posted by spank the monkey on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:45:00 PST

mmm, coffee

Here's to the first cup of the month! I had almost forgotten how good it tastes! In other news my ass hurts from my workout yesterday, so I know I accomplished something. It was all pretty simple exer...
Posted by spank the monkey on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:35:00 PST

I got a job!

So after a LOOONG amount of blood, sweat and tears I got another job. I work at gamestop for minimum wage selling videogames. Now I have to struggle not to ask the cute girl woh already works there ou...
Posted by spank the monkey on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:55:00 PST

FEAST!

Do you ever watch commercials for entertainment? There are a select few that are so funny that I find myself watching just to enjoy the humor. I don't give a damn about the message or product they plu...
Posted by spank the monkey on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:44:00 PST

Dear god I hope this works.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:James Conan Lancaster HowardBirthday:August 4th 1987Birthplace:Lancaster Tx.Current Location:Duncanville Tx.Eye Color:BlueHair Color:Light Brown, NOT BLONDE DAM...
Posted by spank the monkey on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:31:00 PST

chaaaaaaaaange

I'm watching southpark and basically zoning out. I wish I had something more interesting to say but I really dont.
Posted by spank the monkey on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

I am less of a man today

By missing the opening night of Halo 3 I just know my balls have shrunk. Gaah! Had an idea for a TV show a while back; drop magicians all over the world to live with primitive, isolated tribes of nati...
Posted by spank the monkey on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:26:00 PST

I hate anything with ovaries

Over the last 2 weeks I have had the worst breakdown of friendships with girls that I have ever gone through. The damndest thing is that try as I might to find the source of the problem, I can't figur...
Posted by spank the monkey on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:49:00 PST

Trying again

So I am bored enough to start posting on here again, BIG TROUBLE! School started today and I don't have a single English speaking tracher.
Posted by spank the monkey on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:59:00 PST