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Mr. Smith

Ich kenne nicht in Ihnen aus, aber ich wünsche einige Schaumgummiringe!

About Me

My name is Alex Smith and I was unfortunate enough to be born here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Quite possibly one of the top 10 worst places in the world.) I have also been in the Air Force for over 6 years now. I spent my first 6 years in the Air National Guard and now I'm in the Reserves. I look forward to seeing how my career will progress in an environment where superiors don't play favorites. I am currently an E5 (Staff Sergeant) and I will be promoted to E6 soon so I have a few troops to look out for. My deployments include Qatar, Iraq, Spain a few times, Germany, Louisiana, Nevada and Florida. Anything else you guys wanna know? I am without a doubt the cleanest person you have ever met so if you're a slob then we can't be friends. I feel that I am a pretty easy going person but you should never test me. I am also a really sensitive and caring person so nobody can classify me as an "average male." I also have the greatest and most wonderful girlfriend in the world!! She accepts me for who I am and has never tried to change me in anyway. I thank God all the time for sending me someone as wonderful as Melissa! :)
You scored as an Assault Rifle! You are a soldier or you want to be a soldier. You love military-type weaponry. You need an assault rifle, M16, M4 or an AK-47.

Machinegun


100%

Assault Rifle


100%

Shotgun


88%

Sniper Rifle


88%

SMG


88%

Pistol


25%

Revolver


25%
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My Interests

Psychology, Weight Lifting, Cars, Motorcycles, Weaponry, Computers, Hunting, Fishing, Tattoos, Piercings, Stereos, Sports (Especially Basketball) and Playstation 3

I'd like to meet:

Not you... Just kidding! :) I'd like to meet intelligent people with positive attitudes. I'm tired of meeting negative people because they just take you down to their level. It's also impossible to have a good conversation with an idiot so hopefully you have brains. I also wouldn't mind meeting Tyrone Biggums if he was a real person.

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Music:

Hip Hop, Rhythm and Blues, Rock, Metal, Alternative, Classical and even a few oldies

Movies:

Bully, Requiem For a Dream, Thirteen, Weekend At Bernies 1 and 2, Hostel, Ghosts Of Mars, Kill Bill 1 and 2 and Jackie Brown

Television:

CHAPPELLE'S SHOW!! Dave Chappelle has the greatest show of all time and if he was smart he'd stick with it.

Books:

Angels and Demons, The Philosopher At The End Of The Universe, All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten, The Tao of Pooh and pretty much any Psychology book

Heroes:

The biggest hero of all is Jesus and I shouldn't have to repeat what he did. If you seriously don't know they open the New Testament in any Bible. Along with Jesus, I'd have to say that my other big hero is my Mom because of everything that she has done for me. She is the strongest woman that I have ever met and no mortal person even comes close.

My Blog

The 12 Fuck You’s of MySpace

The 12 Fuck You's of MySpace Body: The 12 Fuck You's of Myspace***WARNING***This bulletin is very straight and to the point. Some may find it offensive and some may find it true. Fuck You number ONEOK...
Posted by Mr. Smith on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:37:00 PST

Freddy Boggs

BOGGS FREDERICK E.Of Sq. Hill, on Monday, July 30, 2007. Beloved son of Frederick M. and the late Jacqueline Holland Boggs; brother of Julia Pinto-Martin; grandson of Eugene A. and Lucille Holland; al...
Posted by Mr. Smith on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:03:00 PST

Notes on Sex (Stolen from Lisa)

The Politics of sexaka50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because ...
Posted by Mr. Smith on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

The Blue Beret

The Blue Beret The Army has it's claim to fame;The Airborne Rangers, the Green Berets.The world knows the Navy Seals;Life of Danger, Men of Steel.The Corps have their elite too;Recon Patrol, the Prou...
Posted by Mr. Smith on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST