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HEATHER

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About Me



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My Interests

Cerebral Stimulation, Irreverence, Not Falling Down, Clean Sheets, Laughing, Forts, Jukeboxes, Monkeys, Receiving Awards for Bad Behavior, Lemonade, Ice, Epiphany, Yoda, Sharp Cheddar, Bad sitcoms, Mac Lip Glass, Paychecks, Inside Jokes, Mad Libs, Breaking Glass, Diet Coke, Smarm, Travel, Cereal, My Mikes, Making Lists, Smashball, Parks, My bike, Kid Robot, Jameson, The Letter M, Getting texts.

I'd like to meet:

Here they are. My standards are low. As are theirs...

Music:

Social D, The Reverand Horton Heat, The Pixies, The Clash, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Foo Fighters, No Use For a Name, Lagwagon, Manic Hispanic, the Gimmies, Jimmy Eat World, Suicide Machines, Dead Kennedy's , Russ singing "Loving You", the Coral. Jeff Buckley, Desmond Decker, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, the Rocketz, Tegan and Sara, The Killers,

Movies:

Goodfellas. Usual Suspects, Shawshank Redemption, About a Boy, Millions, Goodbye Lennin, the Harry Potter's (I'm such a geek), Tommy Boy, I heart huckabees, Big Wednesday,

Television:

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Books:

n case your not going. Here are some tips on how to make you own burning man experience. enjoyBefore eating any food, drop it in a sandbox and lick a battery.Stack all your fans in one corner of the living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for five hours.Have a 3 a.m. soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating. Lust after Bugs Bunny.Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.Pay an escort of your affectional preference subset to not bathe for five days, cover themselves in glitter, dust, and sunscreen, wear a skanky neon wig, dance close naked, then say they have a lover back home at the end of the night. -From Smilin' Marty, the one man Party.

Heroes:

Riley. Kloe. My Sissy is pretty f'n cool too.

My Blog

Tired.

What the fuck.  1 day off.  And I can’t find anything I want to do.  Nothing but watch the lame sitcoms I’ve Tivo’d and dick around on Myspace.  I should be doing...
Posted by HEATHER on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:30:00 PST

This week

I had to pick up my pschyo embezzling delusional cousin from jail.  I actually want her to be convicted when her trial begins.  Is that bad?  She is a thief, just because she didn't bre...
Posted by HEATHER on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:45:00 PST

Everything

Sometimes, when you get what you want.  It is better than you ever thought it could be.
Posted by HEATHER on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:47:00 PST

An Afternoons Haikus

Oral suspensionIs better than a face plantOnly in private.Diet coke and chipsAlmost like an orgasmCrunchy. Saltier.Mike D. makes me laughWrites silly haikus at workRefridgeratorCholo slippers ruleLike...
Posted by HEATHER on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:50:00 PST

Killers part 2.

My expectations for this weekend were so high I thought them unreachable.  They were exceeded.  The show was great. Tight. Fun.  The Block was a fabulous decision.  The coolest mot...
Posted by HEATHER on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:59:00 PST

Killers

I can't remember the last time I was this excited.  It isn't the show.  Though I'm stoked to see the Killers I'm way more excited about...2 days off.In a row!I get to stay at the Block.They ...
Posted by HEATHER on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:06:00 PST

Napa pt. 2

60 hours ago I set out to pick up my friend Arielle.  We were heading to Truckee to pick up Leslie, then on to Sacramento to pick up Jessica nad Dianna.  I've made the drive to truckee many ...
Posted by HEATHER on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:32:00 PST

Napa pt. 1.

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Posted by HEATHER on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST

The truest of friends

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Posted by HEATHER on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:11:00 PST

Wow.

Not to be negative but here is what I hate todayI hate myself for feeling this way.I hate my liver for not processing Jamie faster.I hate the little blood clot that took on my Grandma today and won.I ...
Posted by HEATHER on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST