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Nephanie

So when are you upgrading your horse to unicorn?

About Me

About me. Hi, my name is Stephanie. A.k.a, Steph, Stephy, Stepho's, Ayla, & The Polish Penetrator. Haha. I am 20 years old and currently reside in the ghettos of Sacramento. I attend Sac State as a Criminal Justice major with the hopes of one day becoming 'Agent Kemblowski' & rescuing the world from all that is evil. I considered riding and competing horses a huge part of my life, but the urban environment of the city has basically demolished the time spent with my four legged friends. :( I miss riding terribly, but the city life has presented itself with some interesting alternatives. Im currently the Pledge/Membership Coordinator for Lambda Alpha Epsilon(LAE)--the Criminal Justice Fraternity at Sac State. So if your interested in the pledging...im your girl! I love running and working out, shooting guns, hanging out with my friends, (partying to an extent), etc. I am a huge tard. I appreciate the small things in life & always love a battle of the wits. Groovey people leave messages. :D :D

My Interests

Riding horses, working out, running, shooting guns, camping, traveling, LAE, swimming, vacationing, hanging with the beezies, anything fun... :)

The Knuckle Scrapper
People Iced: Forty One
Car Bombs Planted: Fifteen
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Nine
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: The Canadian Strangler
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

I'd like to meet:

Now accepting boyfriend applications. Applicants must be male, 20+ years of age who reside in the Sacramento area. Priority will be given to those who can run faster than me, shoot a gun and pinch with their toes. Applicants with blue eyes and muscles are strongly encouraged to apply in person.

Music:

James Blunt, Maroon 5, Queen, Bubbles, Andrea Buchelli, Akon, Dave Mathews, Tom Petty, Michael Buble, Green Day, Shakira, Taco, The White Stripes, Mike Jones, Aerosmith, Coldplay, My Chemical Romance, Carrie Underwood, Nena, O-Zone, The Fray, freak nasty, afroman, etc.....

Movies:

Super Troopers and Silence of the Lambs (Agent Starling is my HEROOOOO!!) 40 yr old virgin, The Usual Suspects, Napolean Dynomite, Beerfest!! pretty much anything that is funny, has some good action and/or partially nude hot guys is always a bonus ;)

Television:

don't really watch tv all that much. Will and Grace, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, Cops, Family Guy, Prison Break...

Books:

Latest reads have been books by Jean Auel and "Rich dad, poor dad". Mostly school stuff...

Heroes:

Val Owen, Mr. Rocklein, Judge McNelis as well as others who have have provided inspiration, example and guidance.

My Blog

On Sheep, Wolves, and Sheepdogs

Thought provoking...which role do you portray? Long, but an interesting representation.  Are you a sheep, a wolf or a sheepdog?   ON SHEEP, WOLVES, AND SHEEPDOGSBy LTC(RET) Dave Gross...
Posted by Kemblowski on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:40:00 PST