I am sarcastic, blunt, sexist, and cold hearted. I don't believe in heaven or hell and I choose not to have a religion. I experience life, learn from my mistakes, and move on. I can sweet talk any person into believing they're special (yeah I said it). The small amount of discipline I have was achieved through the United States Marine Corps and the biggest out of my many regrets is getting out of there. Most importantly, the thing I care about the most is where I will end up in life, where I will be in 30 years when the clubbing, alcohol, and sex are all gone. I am in the best relationship I've ever had and will stay with her as long as she keeps me happy; which she does without trying too hard. She is the smartest girlfriend I've ever had, and although I'm not sure why she would be with a douche bag like me, I'm happy she is. She deserves way more than what I give her but she chooses to be my woman knowing the type of person that I am and I admire her for that. I live my life with balls and I am not afraid to get my ass wooped. In my opinion it's my loses that have built my character. I am not a good person but most people believe I am, they enjoy being around me, and respect the fact that I'm honest. I am also a clown, you would get a laugh out of the things I do when I'm drunk, which happens to be often. I stay away from drugs but inches away from alcohol. My sex drive is worse than that of a rabbit in heat! I love it. I want to meet as many people as possible, pick at their brains, and use it for my own good.
My name is sam and I am way cooler than you.
