| Do that again, but suck less this time! | 
| I really should be putting last items into a bag or a box or in the trash. Instead, I drove all the fuck up here to sit and eat Kona chili, and watch Horton Hears a Who (again). It's nearly 10, I real... Posted by  on Sat, 03 May 2008 22:03:00 GMT
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| Here we go! | 
| Tomorrow is my big day. It'll be my first day at my new location in LA. While I'm not officially there until the 1st, I need to spend a couple days there acclimating myself to their work habits and su... Posted by  on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:32:00 GMT
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| No news is good news! | 
| Seeing as how I never do anything here, Ill share my tragedy for the evening.While prepping some chicken to marinate for my dinner...I reached to grab a bowl for them.One ov my beloved Udon bowls that... Posted by  on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:17:00 GMT
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| Dick Burns. | 
| Dick Burns, legendary Karaoke host ov Ventura passed away Monday night.Long before I cast my blight over Ground Control, there was another who tolerated my excessive death grunts and learned to turn d... Posted by  on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 13:34:00 GMT
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| Why do we fall? | 
| Im done working in Northridge! YAY!sadly...im gonna miss Charlie.Let me tell you about Charlie. He is cognitively as well as physically impaired. When I started out there, he'd say hi, id say hi. We g... Posted by  on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
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| A coyote with no name | 
| For the last few weeks now Ive been working in Northridge. THe drive mostly sucks. Its not long, but its a drive. Anyways...every night driving the 23 through Grimes Canyon, at nearly the same spot I ... Posted by  on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:53:00 GMT
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| War without end. | 
| I failed my MJI test (management judgment inquiry). Apparently what killed me was the intra personal assessment. I don't do well on personality bubble tests. I'm not very good at being a cog. fuck the... Posted by  on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:18:00 GMT
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| Pyroclasm | 
| Earlier today I went outside for a smoke before the bligthing sun ov Ojai became to unbearable and I was forced to retreat to the coast...anyways, there was this cloud over the mountains.It looked lik... Posted by  on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:07:00 GMT
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| You’ve made my shit list! | 
| I try not to complain. Try is the operative word.1. Muppet dog-I catch you defecating in my room again and I will impale you on your squeaky toys! Stupid Wookie.2. Payday-I work for a massive corporat... Posted by  on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:21:00 GMT
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| Masturbating the War God | 
| I was attempting to rip the mountain ov death metal cd's in my room...ok i got only as far as Nile's Black Seeds ov Vengeance. I was remember my bro Jesse who killed himself recently. We use to make o... Posted by  on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:22:00 GMT
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