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The nicest guy you'll never meet

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm half ninja, half pirate, half hobo. I'm like chocolate and vanilla, everyone is satisfied. Except you strawberry freaks, i suppose. But i like that too, so don't cry. If you're wearing plaid, i love you. If you're a plaid wearing star wars loving girl, i love you even more. I'm so very fabulously laid back, nothing really bothers me too much. It takes practice to be this unattached to everything. Aww, i don't care about anything. How heartless. I'd care you hate me, but alas, I'm incapable.

J

My Interests

your mom, hanging out, being a bum, asking for spare change from random strangers, eating babies, and kicking old ladies. Oh, and bad Japanese tv... ....

I'd like to meet:

nerds. hobos. ninjas. random people. people i don't know. people i do know and just haven't spoken to in awhile. People who appreciate the ability to be so laid back, and those who don't know how, but are willing to learn. A near stress free life can be yours, if you just follow my lead.
I'd also like to meet someone who can teach me to tango, or something, cuz I am SO white...

Music:

Forces of Evil, Reel Big Fish, The Aquabts, Enigma, Sage Francis, Sum 41, NoFX, Rancid, The Hip, Save Ferris, Streetlight Manifesto, Nerf Herder, any punk music at all. Fer serious.

Movies:

The Star Wars OT, Back to the Future, LoTR, Spiderman and Spiderman 2, House of the Flying Daggers, Kill BIll Vol. 1, Batman, Indiana Jones, The Matrix, The Man without a Name Trilogy, Evil Dead Trilogy

Television:

Law & Order, old fox saturday morning cartoons.

Books:

Anything

Heroes:

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