mask and snorkel? check. Fiddler Crab poisons? check. |
(this is meant to be read with my profile music ready to cue up. I'll tell you when. I realize that must mean you are REALLY bored, and I am really boring. But, I can'...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:47:00 GMT |
mostly surfing jargon... |
Seriously, this is not an interesting blog... Not like the rest of them!!! ......... : (
Its just a letter I wrote. But, since I wrote so much in this letter ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:35:00 GMT |
my first earthquake!! You always remember your first... |
yeah dude! 6.0!!! ..... Only 3.0 where i live... : (
I was standing in a doorway in my apartment, and I felt like i was moving. I looked at my roommate and said, "Dude, I might...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:50:00 GMT |
Always go home with a drunk guy from the train..... |
On the way to the beach last night, I met a drunk Kiwi (New Zeland person, they call them selves kiwis....I don't know, its some blind bird they have there...) I told him I was going to cam...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:36:00 GMT |
Part II: oh, the stories I read |
The home work says:
You need to bring a dish to your friend's party. What do you know how to make?
Write down the directions:
(I told them they could write down driections on anything the...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:06:00 GMT |
Mao Xian! (Adventure!) |
I bought a tent to camp on the beach with, in my determination to beat the crowds to the good waves. At 4:45 am this morning, it was just light enough to get in the water... Alas... My first nig...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:27:00 GMT |
Oh, the stories i read........ |
I wanted to post some of the stories the kids in my class wrote. First, you need to understand these are not my students. I only teach this class for 12 days, and I concentrate on a book t...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:45:00 GMT |
more captioning |
More captioning of mine.
Mine:
-After a long day of emasculation in a female dominated work place, mike finally returns home.
-A boggart!! Redicoolus!!
Others, i thought were ok:"Blond wig or not, I'...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:21:00 GMT |
Trying my hand at captioning |
Ebaumsworld.com has biweekly caption contests. There are hundreds of attempts at making funny captions, but filtering through the detirtus is no small task. The latest contest concerns thi...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:43:00 GMT |
Broken leashes and shattered hearts |
There were good waves at Fulong today, I unfortunately only got on a few because... my leash broke. If your sultry lover ever sits up in bed and asks, "hey, my little pumpkin pants, what do you ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:06:00 GMT |
