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Smarty Marty

Eye of the Tiger

About Me

My name is Marty, 17, a soon-to-be Senior at Steinert High; average height with short blond-brown hair, blue eyes, so in a way, im an Aryan. Im in the marching Unit who finally got Superior this last year and 3rd all state. I would have loved to be a section leader but I wasn't picked twice and there goes that whole thing. Im also on the tennis team at Steinert, and hopefully I will make Varsity in my final year.
If I have any friends, which I feel I do, They all have a feeling that I'm a communist although I am ok with this country. Im stating right now, I am not a Communist, never was, never will be, and am sick of being called one by ignorant people. The Soviets died in 1991, thats 16 years, its time to move on and find someone else to blame, like terrorists. I am a very Sarcastic and Arrogant person. Any firends that know me know this and have somehow dealt with it, a tribute to them. I also believe that if you make jokes, you hafta be able to take them yourself because those that can't take jokes about themselves or in some cases facts about their skills are not good social people. Not that I am, but I like to think of myself as one who make people happier by just showing them that they aren't that bad, I am instead(Nick the waiter knows this)
I love sports, anyway I can see them, mainly football and College basketball. I like to play Madden 2007 as my favorite team the Denver Broncos, who blew it this year and never made the playoffs. In Baseball, I have learned to hate those damn Yankees, so anyone that can beat them is awesome.
If you need to find me my im is... martx7395 ....
You scored as Democrat.

Democrat


75%

Anarchism


67%

Socialist


50%

Communism


50%

Fascism


33%

Nazi


25%

Republican


17%

Green


8%
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My Interests

I really like sports especially football even though i am really out of shape and cant endure the pressure. I like music, good music that gets stuck in your head all day, the catchy stuff that you really want to listen to. I like my PS2 im awesome at Madden 2006, Grand theft auto(that helps me rid my anger), Star wars, and others. Im like the master at any game, too good for anyone really... width="425" height="350" ...... ....
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I'd like to meet:

The whole 1998 denver Broncos team. And I'd like to meet people that like my jokes that I tell because I feel better when I know I'm contributing to a person having a good day. Also anyone that can stand my presence is nice because I am not the easiest person to get along with. Plus id like to see David Blaine, hes so awesome, Jerry Seinfeld, the funny guy, Chris Cornell, hes got some good music, and probably Karl Marx, just to know what his ideas really were.

Music:

I almost can stand a lot of music/artists I have a very broad range of musicality. uhh... Rock, Rap, current stuff, old stuff, some jazz, a little country, not really Heavy metal asnd some stuff like super mario. Some specifics would be... 38 special/ACDC/Aerosmith/All-american Rejects/Audioslave/Billy Joel/Cartel/Chris Cornell/Chuck Mangione/David Bowie/Eminem/The Fray/Goo Goo Dolls/Guns N Roses/Howie Day/Journey/Justin Timberlake/The Killers/My Chemical Romance/Nickelback/Panic! at the Disco/Queen/Relient K/Soundgarden/Styx/Train/U2/Yellowcard, just to name some of my ipod artistsOne of my favs though has to be AK Shenainai and [I hate KT Tunstall so so so sos so much that if I hear it ever, I feel like ripping my ears out, dipping them in acid and then shooting myself;just cuz I hate her music].. width="425" height="350" ....I Hope some people actually respect these two accomplishmentswidth="425" height="350" ......

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Movies:

Scary Movie 2 and 3(1 wasn't good), the South Park movie, Spiderman 1-3, StarWars 1-6(order 5-6-3-1-4-2), Seabiscuit, War of the Worlds. The Protege(I mean Prestige), Pirates of carribbean, Remember the Titans, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, Pursuit of Happyness.[I can not absolutely stand harry Pothead movies, or the Lord of the Rings and those stupid hobbits]:..

Television:

Espn stuff/ South park/ Seinfeld/ Chapelle Show/ Family Guy/ Simpsons/ Jeopardy/ War @ Home/ American dad/ The Loop/ Not Lost/ Not survivor/ Not south of Nowhere/

Books:


Name: Marty Labowicz
Birthdate: 11/3/89
Birthplace: Trenton
Current Location: Hamilton
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond-brown
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 150
Piercings: none
Tatoos: a hundred gazillion
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: n/a
Overused Phraze: You're stupid
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza
Candy: Snickers
Number: 7
Color: green
Animal: Cat
Drink: Diet coke
Alcohol Drink: Bicardi, i dont know
Bagel: hate 'em
Letter: V
Body Part on Opposite sex: true
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: either
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: H. Choc
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 11:30
Most Missed Memory: when i was respected
Best phyiscal feature: my awesomenessness
First Thought Waking Up: I need a nap
Goal for this year: Better in tennis
Best Friends: ppl
Weakness: shyness
Fears: heights, chickens
Heritage: Polish, not Portuguese
Longest relationship: n/a
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: na
Ever Smoked: na..
Pot: na
Ever been Drunk: always
Ever been beaten up: Yes, Dec 8, 2005
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: Pack of gum
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: brown, blond
Short or Long: long
Height: mine or shorter
Style: Not "Im perfect"
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: No drugs, maybe alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: middle
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1,2,3,5,... uhhh
What country do you want to Visit: not germany
How do you want to Die: peacefully, @92 yrs old
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: maybe
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: sorta
Do you think your Attractive: no
Believe in Yourself: kinda
Want to go to College: yea
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: maybe, but I doubt I could have yet
Do you Sing: yes, awesomely
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Martin C Labowicz III
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 17, or time right
Hate anyone: Jeff Chady, Hitler
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