Handsome Dave

My forehead smells like Grape Nehi and my feet smell like cornchips. Most people might think that's disgusting, but my family loves it. I have shifty eyebrows and fabulously expressive eyes. I love people, but I could do without cats. Huge trucks stop me in my tracks. My favorite yoga pose is downward dog. I love my window, and all my beds. Chewing on furniture and base moldings has become a favorite pasttime recently. I have my own personal dinner table. Apples, celery and carrots are yummy. Peanut butter is heaven. So is yogurt.