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LaughingChris

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About Me


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Check out this band by clicking on the link below.The world is falling to pieces and it is NOT my fault. I ride a motorbike. Do NOT kick either of my cats. Music IS important and should be played LOUD. Storms are fantastic to watch. I live in Modbury, Devon which has some really great people in it and some twats and a lot of ordinary. How come there's never anything good on the news? I like drinking but do not like getting drunk. I hate mind games and head fucks! I am quite old fashioned really. Fast food is crap but Kebabs are great. Killing Joke is partly responsible for the way I have become. Squash is the only sport I'm any good at and I'm probably not that good. I go fishing but when I catch a fish I feel sorry for it and unless it is going to get eaten it goes back. I kill flies. My hair is naturally spikey. You know those baths that have a door in them so old people don't have to climb in? Well how come the water doesn't come out when you open the door? I do not like leeks, or liver. Do not rip people off. I find picnic hampers interesting. If someone sneezes say Bless you. Never be afraid to ask if someone needs help. Why is dyslexia so difficult to spell? I do not believe in a God. I love the smell of newly mown grass, and bonfires and fresh basil. The best breakfast is bacon and eggs and proper tea. Feeding the birds is good for the soul. I would not, or ever have, been unfaithful to anyone (regardless of what they have told you). I have a super new camera and when I have learnt how to use it properly am going to take some amazing photographs with it (watch this space). Harold and Maude is one of the most beautiful films ever made and if you've never seen it I recommend you do. A perfect day for me would be walking along the beach on a summers day with a load of people I love and a picnic then going to a fucked up Killing Joke/Minstry gig in the evening. I just want to make friends with people who are genuine, honest and fun. If I upset or offend you then I'm sorry in advance but you cannot say I didn't warn you. Don't try and change me because you can't. I am who I am and am happy with that. My name is Chris. I dance and look just like this little cartoon person ..... /

My Interests

Going to gigs. Festivals. Pubs. Skiing. Squash. Fire Breathing (watching other people). Motorbiking. Juggling (badly). Sea fishing. Swimming in the Sea. Walking on beaches. Lying in the sun. Pub beer gardens in the summer. B-B-Q's. Helping in the kitchen chopping stuff up. Growing Tomatos, Strawberries and Chillies er and weed. Horse riding on beaches (once!). Playing drums. Fires on Beaches. Swimming naked in the sea. Snorkling. Dancing naked in the rain. Meeting fucked up people. Bicycle riding. ebay. Thai food. Indian food. Mexican food. Infact all food. Having my cake AND eating it. Abbot Ale. Absynth. Vodka Jelly (strawberry flavour). Vintage Port. Champayne in the bath. Smoking my home grown weed (occasionally). Wildlife especially penguins. Meercats. Elephants. Giraffes. Rabbits. Monkeys. Warthogs. Big cats. Crocodiles. Going to different contries especially Scandinavia. France, Portugal, Germany, USA, West Indies, India, Bali, Thailand, Indonisia. Stoke City FC. Glow sticks. My clapped out Mercedes. Board games. Playing on the computer. Riding my Motorbike (oops said that already). Homemade Cheese Burgers. Fish finger sanwiches. My cats. My Family, my friends and the great KILLING JOKE family. More to follow when I think of it but basically trying my hardest to enjoy life without pissing too many people off. But if they do get pissed off then I'm sorry in advance but you can't say I didn't warn you.

I'd like to meet:

"Santaz Dilemma" Is Made With Excess Groove !!!.......................................Everyone here especially KILLING JOKE PEOPLE! (You know who you are ..... or do you?)....................... ................
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Music:

MOB RESEARCH. Killing Joke. Ministry. Prong. Pigface. Revolting Cocks. Mercury Rev. N.I.N Alabama 3. Hawkwind. Guana Batz. Siouxsie & the Banshees. New Model Army. Joy Division. Gil Scott-Heron. And you will know us by the trail of dead. Gallon Drunk. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Big Audio Dynamite. Asian Dub Foundation. The Gathering. Blondie. X-Ray-Spex. Vice Squad. X-Mal. Massive Attack. Generation X. Feeder. Sum 41. Blink 182. Transplants. Rancid. Dead Kennedys. The Clash. The Fall. Cocteau Twins. Shellac. Big Black. Red Lorry Yellow Lorry. The Damned. The Cramps. The Clash. The Distillers. 65 days of Static. Sugar. Bjork. The Exploited. UK Subs. The Chameleons. The Lemonheads. Hole. Echo and the Bunnymen. Smash Mouth. Theatre of Hate. Spear of Destiny. Public Image ltd. Sonic Youth. Therapy? Dark Star. Boxcar Racer. Rezillos. Rocket from the Crypt. Screaming Blue Messiahs. The Ramones. The Orb. Black rebel Motorcycle Club. Jesus and Mary Chain. UK Decay. Idlewild. Chrome. Kronos Quartet. Suitable Case For Treatment.Punk. Industrial. Metal. Fuck it! Just about everything really. If I can remember more then I'll add them sometime but you get the idea!

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream. Harold and Maude. Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Baise Moi. Funny Games. Man Bites Dog. The Incedible Journey (1963 version). Witches of Eastwick. A.I. Fargo. Amelie. Angel Heart. Bonnie and Clyde. Who framed Roger Rabbit. Drug Store Cowboy. Jacobs Ladder. Withnail and I. The Shining. Shit this could go on forever so I'll stop now because it's getting boring.

Television:


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Heroes:

My father - Rest in Peace Dad we all miss you. Oliver Reed. John Peel. Kirsty McCall. Stanley Matthews. Morecombe and Wise. Tommy Cooper. and of course .........