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Jason P.

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About Me

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I'm mean, and I don't like people, or school.
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I do have my own website, but MySpace likes to block hotlinking to it, so to get there you have to cut and paste the address into your address bar.
jason.chirko.googlepages.com

My Interests


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[proh-kyoor, pruh-]
verb, -cured, -cur·ing.

–verb (used with object)
1. to obtain or get by care, effort, or the use of special means: to procure evidence.
2. to bring about, esp. by unscrupulous and indirect means: to procure secret documents.
3. to obtain (a person) for the purpose of prostitution.
–verb (used without object)
4. to act as a procurer or pimp.
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The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Everyone can sing along to the pirate song!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

You are a pirate! (Yay!)

We got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box,
Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away.
We'll dig up the box (the box!), we know it's full of precious booty
Burst open the locks, and then we'll say 'HOORAY!'

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

WEIGH ANCHOR!

Yah - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Arr - yarr - ahoy and avast, dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!

HA HA HA (Yay!)

We're sailing away (set sail!), adventure waits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!) and run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (our boat!) until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) until we sail again!

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea you are a pirate!

LAND HO!

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate!

HA HA HA!
You are a pirate!

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. Well, maybe your uncle, but really nobody. I'm rather anti-social.
Everyone can sing along to the pirate song!
Words to the left.

Movies:

Fight Club, Rounders, Hackers, Silance of the Lambs, Bourne, Pulp Fiction, Swingers.Cars, Monsters Inc., Shrek, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Incredibles, Bugs.

Television:

Heros, ER, Medium, Lost, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Nip Tuck, 6 Feet Under, Sopranos, L Word, Battlestar Galactica, Dirt, Scrubs, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order, CSI.

Books:

Foundation Series, Uplink Series, Wheel of Time Series, Chung Guo Series, Lord of the Rings.

Heroes:

Jack Jack. Peter Petrelli. Hiro Nakamura. Claire Bennet. Captain Jack Sparrow.

My Blog

another short story that went no where.

Here's another story I started and never finished, but unlike the first one, this one has no chance of continueing. A lot of the details are just wrong cause i wrote this before i moved here...
Posted by Jason P. on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:42:00 PST

Stories

I wrote this story a couple years ago, and rereading it, I'm kinda suprised that its something I actually wrote. But i'm always like that with my writing. I'll pick it up years later and be like, no, ...
Posted by Jason P. on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

and Jason stock is back up today

Lately I've been up and down worse than the stock market. And today is a good day. I was actually leaping up stairs at work this morning. Don't ask me why, maybe something clicked in my head. Maybe I'...
Posted by Jason P. on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:13:00 PST

...

Up day today after yesterdays down day. I'm rather destructive at times, I need to work on that. Ummm in other news, Boeing Stock up $4 today.
Posted by Jason P. on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:46:00 PST

Ups and downs.

Well, nothing has changed, except my mood. Go figure. Who knows, tomorrow I might be in the pits, but today for some reason, i'm high as a kite, and my teeth are green (sorry, its a Dennis Leary joke)...
Posted by Jason P. on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:46:00 PST

Shatter

snap a twig in two and that twig can't be whole again. fold a piece of paper and it can't be flat again. break glass and it can't be one again. well, glass and paper can be processed i suppose, but th...
Posted by Jason P. on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Text messaging

I can't read mood when i'm text messaging. I often forget that, and it usually gets me in trouble. Well its gotten me in trouble lately just cause my emotions are up in the air. I tend to read into wh...
Posted by Jason P. on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:25:00 PST

Brief stop on my way home.

I sat and talked to my son today. It tends to be a one sided convesation, but sometimes i like to think that he rustles the leaves with the wind for me. I'll talk about this and that. Whatever problem...
Posted by Jason P. on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:40:00 PST

History Mystery (hope this posts right)

Well the pictuers don’t post, cause I simply cut and pasted from an email, and I don’t want to go looking for the pictures somewhere on the internet. But you get the idea, have fun reading...
Posted by Jason P. on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:25:00 PST

Home improvement

We've been remodeling our kitchen now for I think 3 months? We started before thanksgiving, and ended up having to gut the whole thing. Pictures are up in my New Kitchen folder for each stage of the r...
Posted by Jason P. on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:04:00 PST