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wade piece

The last time I thought inside the box was before I was born =)

About Me


Profile courtesy of MySpace Layouts"I only have two hands, they are yours anytime you need them more than I" stackI'm the noun version of "smartass". My sense of humor is twisted to where I may be the only person laughing in the theatre at something incredibly horrible, it's just funny to me. I try to be laid back, but, to be honest I have that whole "duck on the pond" thing going on at least half the time. The surface looks calm, but underneath I'm going a mile a minute. I grew up in Denver and went to the Army after high school. While in the Army I travelled all over the country and have more stories than I could tell in one lifetime. It's like that Fight Club line, afterward the volume on everything else gets turned way down. I don't get fired up over much, because I've already seen so much. After the Army I went to college in Denver for a couple of years. How I ended up in South Carolina is a long story, but, now I'm a student at USC. I think it's funny that I almost bought a hat once just because it said "COCK" on the front and now I go to that school. I'm a philosophy major and the current plan is to attend law school after my BA. I'd do anything for my friends as long as they will let me talk shit about it later =). I love watching people but at the same time I am easily irritated by random stupidity. I don't take failure well so I just don't fail at much. I like to keep everyone around me laughing even if it's at my own expense (believe me, I get new material for my friends to laugh at almost on a daily basis). *UPDATE* Please don't send me to war, because I WILL BE FORCED TO END IT.

My Interests

video games (notably socom online), fishing (even though I seem to keep getting skunked), my friends (the only group of assholes willing to put up with the cement truck of shit in my brain that I pour out all day), travelling to visit friends (whenever they get married or I just have money to burn, I have friends all over the country and its definately hard to see them all), dancing (buzz not required, but certainly preferred), movies (I cancelled cable because I hate commercials, I think I could watch movies all day everyday, using each plot to make me feel how I want to feel throughout the day), music (I like so many different things that I just try not to buy anything so I wont have to buy EVERYTHING)In the End

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You Belong in San Diego
Laid back and friendly, you were meant to live most of your life on the beach.
You usually think everything is "all good"... except when the weather dips under 60F.
You stay classy - especially when you're in Tijuana! Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?

I'd like to meet:

A pretty girl that wants to catch a movie occasionally. I'm a sucker for pig-tails, big smiles, and there is something about noses that I can't put my finger on but know when I see one I like. YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO TAKE A JOKE! I cannot stress that enough. I'm not going to throw red paint all over your windsheild or cut off all your hair while you sleep, but I also don't want to have to hold back all the time because you can't tell when I'm being serious. I would also like to meet all my little socom buddies from the past, so I can smash a pie in their faces for all the times they knew they should have died. Some other folks......God, adam sandler, vince vaughn, ryan reynolds, anita blonde, jessica alba, jennifer beal, all my heroes, and maybe even........you. *UPDATE*.....I think I am drop dead in love with pressley Maddox =)My friendlist looks like a "patchwork" of beautiful people!!!! (you know, the little thumbnail pics right underneath this sentence =P)

Music:

I am one of those unfortunate people that dont take the time to figure out who sings or the name of every song I like, but I try. I like at least one song from all the following: system of a down, rage against the machine, eminem, 50 cent, blue october, fat boy slim, rob zombie, wu tang, redman, atmospere, sugar cult, oldies(notably marvin gaye, al greene, temptations), led zepplin, lynard skynard, offspring, the killers, blink 182, good charlotte, modest mouse, nickleback, killswitch engage, beck, dre and snoop, tupac, disturbed, ice cube, the doors, nerd, limp bizkit, nirvana, outkast, dave matthews band, greenday, stone temple pilots, beastie boys, all-american rejects, dashboard confessional, and many others that I cant think of off the top of my head. I'm never at the extreme end of any genre, I just like the good stuff from each.
Your Birthdate: June 20
You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.

Your strength: Your warm heart

Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions

Your power color: Black

Your power symbol: Musical note

Your power month: February What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Movies:

probably too many to list....hunt for red october, wedding crashers, boondock saints, waiting, good will hunting, rounders, dodgeball, the core, knights tale, the notebook, spanglish, 50 first dates (basically any adam sandler movie), platoon, apocolypse now, full metal jacket, major payne, saving silverman, fight club, troy (and almost anything epic), you've got mail, commando, predator, rocky IV, assasins, dusk till dawn, kill bill 1&2, pulp fiction, old school, FRIDAY, hitch, da vinci code, jarhead, down periscope, liar liar, oceans eleven, van wilder, batman begins......and too many more. I like intelligent humor and enjoy happy endings.

Television:

I hate commercials so I usually only catch the new occasionally and football games. I do however try to buy the following shows on dvd: chappelle show, south park, family guy, rescue me, 24, prison break, oz, sopranos, the wire, and I would like to get into some CSI sometime.

Books:

only read what school requires me too. I do enjoy books on cd whenever travelling, currently I'm in the middle of Angels and Demons. I'm also listening to Freakonomics whenever possible. Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts
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Heroes:

All my buddies in Iraq, and the ones who made it back. David Ververka unfortunately did not make it back and0 was a great soldier. Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, Locke, Shakespeare, Einstein, Newton, Martin Luther King Jr., thomas jefferson, Hume, Pascal, Kant, Hericlitus, JESUS, my Father, CSM Gary D Ensign, A Lincoln, George W, Zebulia Dean, Clinton Wrae, Travis C, Tiara D, Chad D, Brian AC., Evel K., RayStain, Hector B, James B, Stephanie M, Nam and Scud, Lesley M, Tyler B, PKE to the PKG, my G-PA, John H, Dave C, Adam S, M+M and Pac, single parents that still find time to care, rational open-minded (redundant) people, anyone that calls a duck a muthafuckin duck, and many more...

My Blog

Where I have been, a REALLY LONG STORY...short version here

So, where have I been?  I guess the story would start with my first semester at USC.  I was doing fine in school, cleaning up my act.  I tried to quit smoking and only drank on the week...
Posted by wade piece on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:32:00 PST