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My name is Mike, I live in Fair Lawn. Most people think I'm an asshole, but if you get to know me you won't think so. I'm not lucky enough to have a best friend, but I'm working on it. Nothing's more important to me than friends, so keep that in mind. Life's not amazing, but school's becoming more and more tolerable.
Latest Survey:
( ) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
(X) I've made out with someone within 3 days of meeting them
( ) I've done ecstasy
(X) I've gotten my butt kicked
( ) I’ve been caught smoking
(X) I've milked a cow
(X) I've gotten into a verbal fight with a teacher
( ) I've cheated on someone
( ) Thrown a party at a friends house while they were gone
( ) Done something with a friend's girlfriend
( ) Done something with a girlfriend's sibling
(X) Snuck out
( ) Commited a major crime
(X) Dated someone older than you are
( ) Gotten in trouble with the cops
(X) Ever ran away
( ) Ever given someone a hickie
( ) Ever gotten a hickie
(X) Ever gotten super drunk
( ) Went skinny dipping
(X) Lied about where ur going
(X) Ever lied about your age
(X) Flashed/Mooned someone
( ) Had sex that was offered for a ride
( ) Had my heart broken more than once by the same person
( ) Has been offered sex for a ride
( ) Has slept with someone at a Wedding
( ) Been to Band Camp
(X) Been drunk
(X) Vomited because of it
(X) Kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Been to the Bahamas
(X) Ridden in a taxi
(X) Been in love
(X) Been dumped
( ) Gone streaking
(X) Shoplifted
( ) Been fired
( ) Been in a fist fight
(X) Snuck out of my parents' house
( ) Made out Spiderman style?
( ) Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) Ever dated someone of the same sex
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) Been involved in an affair of any kind
( ) Been arrested
(X) Gotten a stranger's number
(X) Made out with a stranger
(X) Stole something from my job/school
( ) Celebrated New Years in Times Square
( ) Gone on a blind date
(X) Lied to a friend
( ) Had a crush on a teacher
( ) Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
( ) Been to Europe
(X) skipped school
( ) Slept with a co-worker
(X) Made yourself throw up
(X) Accidentally or purposely shot someone with a BB gun
( ) Been married
( ) Gotten divorced
( ) Seen someone die
(X) Broken a bone
(X) Received stitches
( ) Been to Africa
(X) Punched a friend
( ) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(X) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(X) Eaten Sushi
(X) Been snowboarding
( ) Been moshing at a concert
(X) Had real feelings for someone you knew only online
( ) Taken partially nude/nude photos of yourself
( ) Lost a child
( ) Gone to a college
( ) Graduated college
(X) Taken painkillers
(X) Love someone or miss someone right now
(X) Hated a friend that didn't do anything wrong
(X) Slapped my mom and/or called her a bitch
(X) Been slapped by my mom and/or called a bitch
(X) Never really loved myself as much as others
(X) Lied to myself to hide the truth
( ) Don't get Blonde Jokes
(X) Been jealous of someone
(X) Been in a car with someone drunk
( ) Killed someone (UH JUST KIDDING!!)
( ) Broken someone’s heart
(X) Thought you were in love and later realized how wrong you were