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Bass Master Khan and the Elements of Noise hail from the Outer Reaches of the Bassonlian Wilderness.They are Sampadelic Renegades from the long forgotten Vinylistic Era, a time not so long ago when a creative caravan armed only with a stack of wax, a guitar, rappagaters, vocalists and an SP1200 could take on an entire genre mired in its own Jivastic excesses and challenge its tepid shake by numbers ideology with true Original Underground mixmanship combined with the disciplines of Maggotronic Funk.Behold! Discarded bass relics from the forgotten blast! Bass Master Khan and the Elements of Noise. Awaken yourself from that 21 century coma you have been forced into by the swill mongering Multinational Megaliths who seek to own your mind by filling it with Ignorance and negativity. You don't have be an Auto Lemming, allowing your self to be pimped out played by the latest trend. Search out the Bassenthrobulation by applied Bassentelechy and you will truly feel the force of Authentic Alternative Miami Bass as can only eminate from Bass Master Khan!
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"If you do not understand the Bassenthrobulation perfectly, do not presume to boast of possesing the knowledge that it contains. He that does shall incur wrath my freind, for only he who has first mastered the Bassenthroblulation completley has the right to consider it his own!