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Luke The Rifleâ„¢

Shuda stayed at the funfair, stayed at the funfair

About Me


There's nothing better than a song with lyrics you can relate too....it's bout the feeling you get when you see someone you like or meet for the first time...
As i walk up a street, i lift my head up and i face you, you look good, you smell sweet, which makes it harder to embrace you, and i was back in primary, in a playground i will chase you, but i'm not, i'm just me, i know you might be what i'm looking for,
but my head won't function properly, and my feet don't move in time, and next week i'll forget probably, but today you've blown my mind,
and as we talk, i'm going red, and i'm feeling like a schoolkid, all these thoughts that fill my head, i bet i say something stupid,
just play it cool and keep it calm, and remember what your mother said: now boy, just use your charm, but all that good advice gets lost somewhere, cause my mouth just won't work right today, all my head is full with blinds, if only i could find the words to say, we could spend a lifetime....spend a lifetime
• Alright people, i'm Luke.
• I'm 21, 22 in October.
• I own a Mickey Mouse t-shirt, and as you can see from my dashing photos, i must say I pull it off pretty well :-] (haha)
• I love Football so much! watford is my team, Marlon is the boy.
• I'd rather watford win the league than England win the world cup.fact.
• I love to get lashed. Heineken, Bud, Corona, Peroni..
• I love Skinny Jeans..
• I'm like Eddie Murphy in Coming To America...i like to sow my royal oats......ha
• I love any top that has a low V and shows off my lil hairy chest :-]
• I love the multi-coloured bracelet i wear :-].... It will still be on when i'm 80 yrs old, in a home, pissing myself...
• Indie's my music. I love The Rifles. Hard - Fi, The Rakes, The Holloways, The Ordinary Boys, The Twang, Pigeon Detectives,The Specials etc do it for me.
• Cheesy music makes me erect. I love singing in my car to some boyband classics :-]
• There's too many slags these days..
• I hate wannabees, too many of these around..
• I love to send textual messages - tooo many, although their not designed to send important info :-]
• Being with mates, whether it's on the beer, playing poker/football or chillin I love their company.
• I love football, i no i've already mentioned it but i fucking love it!!
• I love Pizza.
• I have a theory on life - ..Never Look Back
• Below is the girl :-]

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