Adam

I'd like to meet:

Steven Gerrard, and the rest of the Liverpool team, because lets face it, they're fcuking good!

Jessica Alba, a hubba hubba hubba, and a ding ding ding!

Ross Noble, the funniest guy in the world, with a meat fringe and sponge hands!

The Pope, not sure why, something to talk about at the pub perhaps?

If I were nekked,
would you...?

lend me some clothes
strip off and join me
laugh
start playing with yourself
start playing with me
take pictures and spread them around at work
tell my mum
get on your knees
make crude "small" comments
turn away and deny my existance

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Got 4113, took me bloody ages!!! If you beat it email me a print screen pic (you can use the "Mail Me!" icon below), we don't want any cheats, and I'll add you to the top 10, yes thats right!!! I'm increasing it to the top 10 so that its more competative as some people seem to be pretty rubbish at the darn thing, so if you get A score, send me the proof!!!

1st
Gillibrand Ham - 5180

2nd
Me/Adam/Jacko - 4113

3rd
Carina - 2242

4th
Cousin Andy - 2089

5th
Ali C - 1991

6th
NAAJ - 1979

7th
Brother Chris - 1747

8th ???

9th ???

10th ???

World's Lowest Score Goes To:

Last
Doggy - 18

You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher

70%

Goth

60%

Trendy

40%

Prepy

25%

Skater

20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

15%

Emo

0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect

A Abhorrent
D Dacha
A Abominable Snowman
M Macabre
Name:

You are The Flash The Flash 80% Superman 80% Batman 70% Robin 67% Supergirl 60% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 55% Iron Man 55% Spider-Man 50% Wonder Woman 45% Catwoman 40% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Click here to express your opinions on Body Modification

I Actually Know All Of These People!

Cousin Andy

Ali C

Little Un'

Gillibrand Ham

ChrisP

Gav Man

Daft Dave

Silver Stew

Dizzy Di

Supergirl

NAAJ

Brother Chris

Lil' Linz

Dave Id

Mr Branwood

Shelley M

Bingalicious

Cazza

Clary Fairy

Goldilocks

View Some More People I Don't Necessarily Know!

Music:

Rock on all the way !!!
AC/DC, Green Day, Metallica, Foo Fighters, and lots, lots, lots more!

Plus this song!

Hey Masturbater (To The Tune Of Macarena)

Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona,
Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona,
Hey Masturbata!!!

I go a little faster and it's feeling kind of nicea,
Once is not enough so I have to do it twicea,
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea,
Hey Masturbata!!!

I use some baby oil or a little vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana,
Never shake my hand cos you don't know where its beena,
Hey Masturbata!!!

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meata,
I can't get out the car cos I'm sticking to the seata,
Hey Masturbata!!!

Since I was a kid I have been a mastubater,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata,
I've looked at Miss November, now I'm gonna decorata,
Hey Masturbata!!!!

Movies:

You can't beat a good action film with plenty of blood and gore,
Tarantino is a film god!

Television:

The Simpsons,
Family Guy,
Malcolm In The Middle,
etc.

Books:

How To Be A Complete Bastard by Adrian Edmondson, A Season On The Brink by Guillem Balague, Other than that is all FHM, Viz, and maybe a German/English dictionary, if I'm going boarding in Austria!

Heroes:

Your Porn Star Name Is...
Ron Jeremy What's Your Porn Star Name?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. You are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner

Very Kinky

70%

Average

50%

A Sicko

40%

A WUSS !!

30%
How sexual are you?
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not,
you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good,
you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot

67%

Bomb

60%

Eaten

60%

Posion

53%

Cut Throat

53%

Natural Causes

47%

Disappear

47%

Suffocated

40%

Accident

40%

Drowning

40%

Suicide

33%

Stabbed

33%

Disease

27%
How Will You Die??
You scored as no, probably not pregnant.

no, probably not pregnant

66%

you are probably pregnant (go to your doctor or take a pregnancy test)

31%

you might be (inbetween yes and no- you have half symptoms-check)

31%
Am I pregnant? (this is a 95% accurate quiz- take after only atleast 3 weeks after sex)
You scored as Hell. You are going to hell unless you stop praying to useless statchuas and become a Christen

Hell

40%

Heaven

0%
Are you Going to Hell or Heaven when you die!!!!!!
The KBC - Test The Water
My life has been rated:
See what your rating is!
Name: Adam Christopher Gordon (this is wer the flash comes in) Taylor
Birthdate: 07/05/85
Birthplace: Ormskirk
Current Location: Bedroom
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown (natural), wiv light brown streaks
Height: 69" thats 5'9" btw
Weight: 12st
Piercings: Left Nipple
Tatoos: None
Overused Phraze: Anyway!!!
FAVORITES
Food: Spicy stuf or a nice bit of brie!
Candy: Twirl's th closest i fink? dont eat candy
Number: 11
Color: Red
Animal: Tiger
Drink: Banana milkshake (McDonald's style, bt done at home!)
Alcohol Drink: Weisse beer (German)
Bagel: Er...no!
Letter: Pay slip!!!
Body Part on Opposite sex: Bottom
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Cold water
Chocolate or Vanilla Hot choc fudge cake wiv vanilla ice cream
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog, cats r crap
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary movies r funny!
Love or Money: Love, an a bit of that
YOUR...
Bedtime: Varies
Most Missed Memory: What did i do last night!!!
Best phyiscal feature: U tell me!
First Thought Waking Up: Here I go again on my own, going down the only road I've ever known!
Goal for this year:
Best Friends: Look at th list +sum that fink myspace is crap an dont use it!!!
Weakness: Left knee
Fears: I'll let u know wen i cum across somethin
Heritage:&..39;
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yeh
Ever Smoked: Nope
Pot: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yeh
Ever been beaten up: Yeh
Ever beaten someone up: Was, but it got split up wen i started bangin his head against th wall!!!
Ever Skinny Dipped: Not yet
IN A WOMAN
Favorite Eye Color: No preference
Favorite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long: Long (short's gud if they can pull it off)
Height: Shorter than me (even with heels if they wear them)
Style: Yeh, gota hav style of sum sort
Looks or Personality: Both important
Hot or Cute Both
Drugs and Alcohol: Just alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Slim
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Dont count em, live, learn, an move on!
What country do you want to Visit: Lots
How do you want to Die: Heart attack in bed at the age of 163 with a 22 year old, but aparantly am getin shot!
Been to the Mall Lately: Does JJB count? Went to get sum footie boots coz Addidas r crap n fall apart after 1season
Do you like Thunderstorms: Damn right!
Get along with your Parents: Course
Health Freak: Nope
Do you think your Attractive: Duno, th mirrors keep breakin!!
Believe in Yourself: Ooooohhhhhhhhh yes!
Want to go to College: Nope
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Yep
Shower Daily: U'd better believe it!
Do you Sing: Badly
Want to get Married: Nt yt
Do you want Children: Nt yt
Have your future kids names planned out: Nope, they might nt be COOL wen ther born!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Everyday
Hate anyone: Nt many