91761159

Hello/Guten Tag,
My name is John
If yours is as well, well done. We already have something in common. In any case, please continue...
I am currently studying an HND in Forensic Science at University of Wolverhampton. It's no Oxford, but it'll get me where I want to go.
This is Sarah.
She is my Wife (term of endearment). She's only 3' 24", but her breasts more than make up for it.
=========================
I am a semi-professional musician, currently involved a project as a co-writer and studio engineer.
My project is called Infractus. We are currently in the process of producing and re-recording previous demo's and writing new material. Check out the profile for upcoming tunes.
=========================
My main hobbies are developing my mnemonic system(s), learning the English language - there are so many awesome words out there which people either avoid or are ignorant toward, which is a shame, playing and buying guitars (I own 6 electric guitars and 3 acoustics), playing drums, playing the odd PC game to the point of obsession and watching films when I have the time to... and most importantly, second only to having vigarous sex with Sarah, is music. In all its forms. There's nothing quite like it. Apart from sex. Sex is good.
I'm a fairly easy going and helpful guy, and to prove this, there are a multitude of lists and links to various things of interest pertaining to myself below, in order to further your education of me. Whilst this may sound pretencious, you wouldn't be reading this if you didn't want to know.
If you have any issues with anything on this page, please ensure that you copy/paste it onto a document along with your name and the nature of the complaint, or indeed a MySpace message, print it out, roll it up into a nice tight cylinder, and pop it in your bottom.
Happy browsing.
=========================
Past Musical Projects:
Drums & Guitar (8th July 2007- 30th April 2009)
Various genres of metal
Keyboards (2007)
Awesome orchestral-metal - CHECK THEM OUT!!!
Guitar/backing vocals (17th July 2006 - 15th March 2008)
Guitar-driven rock & grunge
Musta Talvi - Keyboard player (2006 - 2007)
=========================
General Likes:
* Mnemonics
* Guitars
* Drums
* Keyboards
* Rainy days
* Breasts
* Tea (PG Tips)
* Intelligent conversation =D
* Recording music
* Gigs
General Disikes:
*Irretrievable rudeness
*Donny Tourette - he is vermin.
* Ego's / Arrogance
* Stereotyping
* Petulance
* Ignorance
* Illogical circumstances
* Being/acting spoilt
* Being stuck next to an inconsolable infant
* Anything vanilla
* Restringing Floyd Rose's
* Wank sound engineers
Things That John Just Doesn't Get:
* Syphillis
* Why abbreviation is such a long word
* A-Level Physics
* John Merrick
* Rick Gervais - because he's NOT funny!
* The quote, "Wave your hands in the air; wave 'em like you dont care!" Surely a better display of apathy would be not to wave them at all.