RANDOM T0WARZ FACTS:
- T0WARZ' first name is Ryan
- T0WARZ often refers to himself in the 3rd-person
- T0WARZ always uses perfect grammar and spelling in chat & SMS
- T0WARZ prefers cats over dogs
- T0WARZ generally dislikes speaking on the telephone
- T0WARZ has feeble lungs
- T0WARZ is fittingly tall
- T0WARZ finds it discriminatory that MySpace does not have a "Video Games" section on its Profiles
- T0WARZ enjoys his sleep
- T0WARZ does not consider gun control to be a solution to gun violence
- T0WARZ has a mild case of OCD
- T0WARZ thinks that the potato is the most versatile of all vegetables
- T0WARZ has a slightly crooked spine
- T0WARZ never quite figured out what happened to his childhood Transformers toys when he moved house
- T0WARZ thinks you're an idiot if you engage in reckless driving
- T0WARZ enjoys giving piggybacks
- T0WARZ has discovered that Coca-Cola has mystical healing properties
- T0WARZ longs to have crazy-long, sleazy 80s glam rock/metalhead hair
- T0WARZ is disappointed by and mocking of people who don't talk about problems and push others away
- T0WARZ refuses to start watching any still-airing TV dramas
- T0WARZ thinks that cows are the most useful of all farm animals
- T0WARZ wants the power ballad to make a comeback
- T0WARZ can and will laugh at himself
- T0WARZ would like to get bitten by a radioactive spider
- T0WARZ seriously needs to learn how to drive
- T0WARZ prefers to do all of his shopping online
- T0WARZ believes that he is meant to live in a megacity with a population measured in millions
- T0WARZ would willingly part with the ability to grow facial hair
- T0WARZ does not have a problem being the butt of a joke, as long as the joke is actually funny
- T0WARZ has gone through over a dozen email addresses
- T0WARZ cannot really move his eyebrows
- T0WARZ defers credit for his good deeds
- T0WARZ ironically has alcohol in his bedroom
- T0WARZ' right index + middle fingers are crooked
- T0WARZ goads authority figures
- T0WARZ dislikes public transport
- T0WARZ wants to learn how to pick locks
- T0WARZ has never needed stiches
- T0WARZ does not mind going on office coffee runs
- T0WARZ is ruthlessly sarcastic
- T0WARZ would like to learn piano
- T0WARZ regularly makes up new words for any situation
- T0WARZ' weight wildly fluctuates
- T0WARZ supports capital punishment for certain crimes
- T0WARZ wishes that a Jack in the Box would open up in Australia
- T0WARZ has no allergies
- T0WARZ considers positively meddling in the love-lives of others a hobby
- T0WARZ enjoys mysteriously lurking behind the MSN "Away" status
- T0WARZ has a digital nemesis in the form of Luigi
- T0WARZ often feels unmotivated
- T0WARZ usually can't lie successfully if it would result in his own benefit
- T0WARZ may occasionally commit acts of mischievousness
- T0WARZ insists that people "cut the crap" and quickly get to the point
- T0WARZ truly hates MySpace camwhores
- T0WARZ sets his air conditioner on maximum power and minimum temperature
- T0WARZ quickly becomes frustrated by repeated acts of incompetence from so-called professionals
- T0WARZ has his steak well-done
- T0WARZ recoils at sudden changes in lighting
- T0WARZ is averse to certain loud noises
- T0WARZ has a flair for theatrics
- T0WARZ enjoys throwing his voice
- T0WARZ wants to create a musical courtroom drama
- T0WARZ can be vain and narcissistic at times
- T0WARZ will have a cheap laugh at a good poop joke
- T0WARZ celebrated his 11th Birthday in Hawaii
- T0WARZ doesn't give a damn about your MySpace App
