I'm different. I don't fall into a category so don't try and put me in one, cause you'll just be confused, and get disappointed. If we meet, and get along, and decide to go out to play, and we go to the schoolyard and go on the swings, please promise not to push me too high. And you girls out there, please try your best to send me very conservative photos of yourself that I can share with my parents. I raise spoons,and have two amazing spoon plants, which is very hard to do in Manhattan. Fortunately I have two terraces, and I get just the right light for growing spoons. Check out my celeb-based online entertainment column Comedy Matters at http://www.punchlinemagazine.com and my own personal webpage at http://www.jeffreygurian.com
Jeffrey performing at Stand-Up New York
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