Hi there. I'm from the planet cholesterol. I am a carnivore. I'll stomp your ass at domino's. You are better at cooking than me. I would die a happy man if I could practice polygamy with Jessica Alba, Scarlet Johanson, Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian, and Christina Milian. There are more germs under your nails than your ass...so if your biting your nails you might as well eat your ass. Jealous boyfriends really annoy me, because I'm the ONLY person who isn't trying to get in your girls pants. I sing in my car even though I can't sing worth shit. Cheating is pointless, and girls do it more often than guys. I have my GED yet I'm still smarter than the average person...weird. Jet Li owns all. I am a very sarcastic. My favorite colors are green and blue. Titty bars are for old men, or young ugly ones. There are many times when I would take a good massage over sex. I think racists are very closed minded, and I hate the dumb excuses they make for supposedly NOT being racist. I would love to have a great relationship, but every once in a while casual sex is necessary. I am the opposite of YOU, I pretend I'm a regular guy cuz I hate drama while you pretend to be bad ass's when you're not. I hate stuck up bitches, go fuck yourself you aint special. I've lived in DFW Texas my whole life and I still can't stand the fuckin Summer here. TV is called the idiot box for a reason, and the news is the most retarded thing on. I drink like a fish, and cuss like a sailor so If you don't like it fuck you hand me a beer. I smoke, get over it. I hate the way being high feels, but I don't understand why Marijuana is illegal. I like being underpaid because I don't have to worry about gold diggers. I'm neither Republican nor Democrat. I like cats better than dogs, and I'm not gay. Fat girls asses in bikinis look like 100 pounds of chewed bubble gum. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. Going to church doesn't make you anymore a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. I laugh when I see 9 year old girls dressed like hookers, and then their parents get mad when they're pregnant at 14. I LOVE watching movies, and I couldn't live w/o music. Materialistic people crack me up. If you're a guy and you hit a girl in front of me I'll bash your fuckin head in. American Psycho and Silence of the Lambs should be in the comedy section at the video store. I don't read unless I have to. Everyone gets one chance in my book, and thats if you're lucky. I think Hilary Clinton is an evil dike, and John McCain is the Robot form of what once was John McCain who actually died in Vietnam. (he wants to stay in Iraq for 100years, so fuck that psycho!) Rudi Giuliani is not a fucking hero, he's partially responsible for 9-11. I think I'd rather talk on the phone than text. I'd rather hang out than always talk on the phone. If it wasn't for dumb people, who would we make fun of?! Sex offenders should have their arms and legs amputated. Hairy girls are nasty (shave that shit!). Most holidays are over-rated. Dave Chapelle and George Carlin are viable GENIUSES. I seriously think I could be a porn star. I need a vacation, and have for a long time. Laughter can cure more than you think. Spell check is one of the best inventions next to the wheel. Yes I know I'm tall. If you don't get me, it's totally ok, because I don't care. :) Don't label me, because I'm different then anyone else THATS A PROMISE! That is all for now. *cheers*
Im a VIRGO-(8/23-9/22) Most caring person you will ever meet! VIRGO is the most logical of the Earth signs. Virgo will work hard and examine all avenues in order to solve a problem. A VIRGO is very forgiving and often times in romantic relationships, can be a fault. Romantic relationships captivate virgos. virgo is understanding. Your attention is directed to helping and caring for those you love. You are exceedingly domestic. You love your home and family and work hard to make both comfortable and secure. Your love for family and friends is a major source of your happiness and sometimes unhappiness. Your desire to help others is so strong that you often find yourself sacrificing your own personal needs for someone else's. You are extremely loyal and rarely let anyone down. You need to feel appreciation for your giving and caring. You want to know that you are needed. You are generous and very forgiving. You are somehow able to overlook the worst mistakes in another and find enough good in that person to continue the relationship. You are patient, warm, and sympathetic, sometimes to the point of sentimentality. You have a natural ability as a counselor and healer. You are an excellent listener, compassionate and understanding. You are able to both sympathize and empathize with a person's dilemma. you provide a sympathetic ear or shoulder. You possess a great deal of artistic talent, though you may not have a lot of confidence in your ability. Art gives you a great deal of pleasure and satisfaction. You are especially sensitive to your environment and have a knack for creating an artistic, healing, and harmonious atmosphere in your home or work space. Your deepest intention is to love those around you, and be loved in return. VIRGO is the most loving of all, especially in a one-to-one relationship. Your instincts are toward your family and friends. You envision a beautiful and harmonious life with love as the basis for all social interaction. Your love is returned manifold; people appreciate you and the love you give, and are willing to go to great lengths to keep you close at hand. Virgo is Spontaneous. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Virgo's have unique appeal.
